I think you might quite like the quaint English pastime of 'punting!!

 

Punting here in the USA is a sports term for kicking a ball...especially a football.

 

It means the same here....but does have another meaning.....

THIS is the punting I meant.....

 

lol you need more than just a pole fishing line hook bait or lure. lol

 

there ya go, brother...tell it!

 

and for the luvva Jesus, let's let this thread die already...

 

hows that picture of your self comming AIC

 

the kid ain't even around any more, probably drank cyanide in the wee hours of the morning while we were all crashed out, sleeping off our Friday night excesses! although in MY case there were none, I'm between jobs so ya tend to find me doing my drinking on weekday afternoons, stumbling downstairs all red-eyed to get the fucking mail while middle-aged matrons stare at me disapprovingly!

the kid ain't gonna do nothing we suggest, what has it been like 80 billion fucking bits of advice and nothing has taken, all he does is fucking argue and debate with us...

maybe if we stop responding, out of desperation he may go out and actually DO something someone advised...then a month later we'll be hearing posts from a newly made smart-ass would be stud, flush with his first success and thinking he's God's gift to pussy!

hey, anything's possible...

 

hahaha i kno right.

 

HERE LET ME GIVE YOU A BOOST KID> THIS IS A PIC OF OUR PATHETIC FRIEND THAT CNT SCORE OR LISTEN TO US. YOU CAN BARLEY SE HIM MAYBE HE"LL SEND A CLEARER ONE>>

 

here he is>

 

where's the pic, I wanna see...

 

got it, never mind...

 

dude, is that a pic of Alone? or YOUR friend?

 

I'm confused. If you've never had a date or been with a girl, how can you have a favourite sex position?

 

well if its his car it must be him. his mommy may have taken it.

 

why the fuck is his face all blurred...he must have did that deliberately...

now I'm even MORE aggravated...the kid looks like he's probably better-looking than me with a little work, ha ha...

OK, I will break this down one by one for ya, Alone...

1) if you're not a goth or a metal kid, like we were talking about last night, then it's time to 86 the all-black wardrobe...it doesn't look "cool" take my word...a black shirt is OK, but wear something a little brighter, at LEAST jeans instead of those fucking black pants ya got on!

2) if you're not in reality a metal kid, which according to what you said you're not, you told me you're not really into music, why have long hair in the first place? MY hair up till I was 31 was a good foot longer than yours, but then again I was a death metal freak! if you don't have a REASON for the hair (i.e. in a band, music nut, whatever) get a fucking haircut!!

3) if you can afford it, fix the dents in your fucking car...it's not a bad car overall, I mean, fuck...I don't even HAVE a car at present! but still it don't look good, and if you can do something about it you should..

4) don't fucking slouch so much

5) stop whining...based on what I see here, there's not a reason in the world why you shouldn't be able to get a piece of ass...or even a relationship, if that's more to your taste...drop all this romantic, starry-eyed bullshit..girls may like romance but not when it's overkill...that just SCREAMS "loser"

Wow, I thought based on the way you were talking you must weigh 300 lbs. and have sagging man-tits or fucking have to wear orthopedic shoes or use a walker or something! you are just an average motherfucker in reality if you just fix that fucked-up head of yours!

I ain't gonna give ya no more advice, I don't feel sorry for ya anymore!

 

OK, final word and I mean it! if ya don't listen to nothing else, at LEAST listen about the black clothes! you live in CALIFORNIA for Christ's sake!

the end...

 

To bad I'm standing in a barren wasteland with no lake in sight. (Note, how that's different from saying the lake is empty, cause I'm sure that's how you would interpret it.)

 

Two and a half years ago... Two and a half years ago... Two and a half years ago... Two and a half years ago... Two and a half years ago... Two and a half years ago...:neutral: