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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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    StanleyOG.

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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    The most important thing you can say to yourself on XNXX (about trolls and assholes) is: "Why bother?"
    I admit - I don't always follow that as a mantra...
     
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  2. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Cool to see Julio Rodriguez make the opening day roster.
     
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  3. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Hmmm... now there's an interesting headline:

    Fox Attacks and Bites Staffers on Capitol Hill

    It was eventually captured:

    [​IMG]
     
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    1. tenguy
      It looks really pissed off.
       
      tenguy, Apr 6, 2022
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  4. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I humbly apologize to all Pilsbury fans everywhere.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      You should but you should also be proud lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 6, 2022
      #link
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  5. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    :blackalien::chicken::clown::couchpotato::cow::ninja::lurking::hurting:. I have no fucking clue what these stand for or even mean. They make no sense to me whatsoever, then again what does. Is there a book I should read or something? It’s just a random thought I had :greedy:
     
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    1. Volt_4
      Love ya bro
       
      Volt_4, Apr 6, 2022
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    2. shootersa
      IF you hold your cursor over the emoji it will tell you what it is supposed to be.
      Like, the first one is blackalien. The second one is chicken.
      And like that.
       
      shootersa, Apr 6, 2022
      #link
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      It doesn’t tell me. I only use my phone.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 6, 2022
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  6. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    You’re welcome, buddy.

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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Yes! That’s Jimlad.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 8, 2022
      #link
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  7. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      More like “thwack”. :laugh:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 6, 2022
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      Volt_4 and submissively speaking like this.
    3. submissively speaking
      No no no. *Thwap*.

      Thwack means it was rigid, hit and bounced back a little.

      Thwap means it was floppy and tacky and got stuck. Probably had cat hairs stuck to it.
       
      submissively speaking, Apr 6, 2022
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      My bad. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 6, 2022
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      Volt_4 and submissively speaking like this.
    5. Jack Mine
      I don’t know what’s going on, as usual. Jack was just being Jack, that’s all :)
       
      Jack Mine, Apr 6, 2022
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    6. StrawberryCupcake
      You were quite helpful lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 6, 2022
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      Volt_4 and submissively speaking like this.
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  8. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Instead of saying "no", I wish I had said "Fuck off, bitch… you spend two hours bitching about everything you were served, and NOW you want my recipe? Go back to your sty and let me know when the pigs start flying"!
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Get ‘em, tailsy.
       
      submissively speaking, Apr 6, 2022
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    2. aesopstails
      Had to bite my tongue in the presence of young ones and older ones, but there won’t be a future invitation nor social discourse with the fool.
       
      aesopstails, Apr 6, 2022
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      submissively speaking likes this.
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  9. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Is it lunchtime yet? I’m suddenly hungry for a sub.
     
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I actually ate a salad lol. With cheese.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 6, 2022
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  10. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    It's only 2:40pm and I'm goofing off on here and not working.
    The guilt is tearing me apart...

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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  13. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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  14. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I’m glad tomorrow is Friday.
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      Interesting
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 7, 2022
      #link
    2. Ed Itor
      I remember when days were different and each meant something.
      Now all they mean is life goes on.
       
      Ed Itor, Apr 7, 2022
      #link
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  15. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Me too!

    Woohoo!!!

    Um...
     
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  16. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    I wonder Why there is always an attempt to chase newbies away .
     
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Don’t make me start a thread about hypocrites, bud.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 7, 2022
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    3. Truthful 1
      I also tell if they are men they should not use women’s picture as an avatar. Because stupid people like me don’t read before they comment lol lol lol lol they only look at the picture. Thanks to you dee I don’t do that mistake any more lol lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 7, 2022
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    4. Truthful 1
      Go ahead strawberrycupcake start one I’m game . Lol
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 7, 2022
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      Take your Franco American ass too bed @Truthful 1 . My army and I will attend to you tomorrow. :shifty:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 7, 2022
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    6. shootersa
      Shooter thinks you two should get a room.
      Yeah, it's a porn forum but Jesus, watching you two dance around each other sniffing and batting eyes has put Shooter off his morning feed.:p
       
      shootersa, Apr 7, 2022
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  17. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    And the word is, the fox will be euthanized.
    Hadn't heard it bit a Clinton
     
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  18. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    I just don't understand
     
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