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  1. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Shampoo and conditioner samples are always so small! I know I have a lot of thick hair, but I need like 6 of those samples at once to be able to actually use it on my hair. I know because I did it the other day lol
     
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    1. Aqua Marine
      Yes! lol
       
      Aqua Marine, Oct 29, 2021
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    2. conroe4
      Not me. I can make those things last months. LOL
       
      conroe4, Oct 30, 2021
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    3. shootersa
      Well, but polishing your dome doesn't take much, does it?:D
       
      shootersa, Oct 30, 2021
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    4. conroe4
      Nope, and it almost towel dries. But it's not bald, at least.
       
      conroe4, Oct 30, 2021
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  2. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    When my feet get hot wearing socks in bed and I can’t get them off with my feet. Then I have to actually reach down there to remove them.
     
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  3. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    So the wind lifted the garden umbrella and broke the wind up string...New cord from amazon 20ft..`10 bucks or 328 feet for 18 bucks..decisions decisons..
     
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      We started to replace the cord yesterday but my cousins son and his son stopped by and four hands made the job more difficult..but it's done
       
      Dearelliot, Nov 4, 2021
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  4. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Wow who knew
     
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  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Just annoying really. I wish our status updates could be more than 140 characters. I have things to say, dammit.
     
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  6. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    You could try sign language you know ..................
    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    Trying to help out and getting yelled at for it by not one, but two family members. Makes me glad I get to go to work tomorrow.
     
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  8. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    How so many people don't understand how much hard work, sacrifice, and struggle it takes to be truly "great" at something.
     
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  9. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    That Christmas stuff is all going out today in full force. It gets earlier every year it seems
     
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  10. dnswd

    dnswd Sex Lover

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    Trying to get the blanket back over my feet and dealing with warm pillow.
     
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  11. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Only maybe a dozen kids showed up trick or treating yesterday for Halloween, damn, now I have to eat the left over candy
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Same here! That's why I always buy the kind I like. lol
       
      deegenerate, Nov 1, 2021
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    2. aesopstails
      FYI: We bring it to the local VA hospital, or check to see if "Treats for Troops" has a pick-up site in your area.
       
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  12. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Not much pisses me off.
    Just thought I'd bump this thread to piss off the people who get pissed off easily.



    Piss on you all.
     
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  13. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    It sorta pisses me off that these days, most hot dogs and hot dog buns come in an 8 pack - it used to be fodder for hilarious observations, but no more...
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Wow! I haven't noticed that yet!
       
      deegenerate, Nov 2, 2021
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    2. latecomer91364
      Maybe it's just the hot dogs and buns I buy.
       
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    3. Valspar
      I think the hotdogs come in 8's and the buns in 6's...not sure but I think there was a push about this first world problem that Canada started a couple years ago.
       
      Valspar, Nov 2, 2021
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  14. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    hot dogs are NASTY. who cares how they're packaged?
     
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    2. Lioness
      I didn't know cows have snouts...
       
      Lioness, Nov 2, 2021
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    3. conroe4
      What is a cow's nose called?
      snout Add to list Share. An animal's long, protruding nose is often called a snout.
       
      conroe4, Nov 2, 2021
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    4. Lioness
      Muzzle?
       
      Lioness, Nov 2, 2021
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    5. conroe4
      No, that's what you put on a dog to keep it from biting. We use them on libtards around here every so often.
       
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    6. Lioness
      "Muzzle. The muzzle is the part of the horse’s head that includes the area of the mouth, nostrils, chin, lips, and front of the nose."

      I thought cow's have muzzles, too.
       
      Lioness, Nov 2, 2021
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  15. erotic_man

    erotic_man Sex Machine

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    People who take pictures near or inside cars, people who don't reply back if you write them (this is totally annoying ...), people who are religious etc. and people who don't put pics at their profiles.
     
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  16. SmoothViolentLizard

    SmoothViolentLizard Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    games that people play, just tell the WHOLE story, not just parts! don't try to be cute just because you like the clicks ...
     
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  17. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Almost everything that’s going on right now is pissing me off . Lol lol ll sad but true
     
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    2. deegenerate
      You got it! I will cook it naked, just to make sure you really enjoy it.
       
      deegenerate, Nov 2, 2021
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    3. Truthful 1
      That’s what my grandmother always made me after school
       
      Truthful 1, Nov 2, 2021
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    4. Truthful 1
      Nakid now you have my attention Dee lol lol lol lol. Will you wiggle your Hiney ?
       
      Truthful 1, Nov 2, 2021
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    5. deegenerate
      I'll twerk it for you even! lol lol lol
       
      deegenerate, Nov 2, 2021
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    6. Truthful 1
      You are so Caring
       
      Truthful 1, Nov 2, 2021
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  18. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    A lot of people are afraid their guest will not get to their destination this year due to politics it’s sad but true . I like Christmas to be after Thanksgiving .
     
    1. Geminpa
      Isn’t Christmas always after Thanksgiving?
       
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  19. RaulM

    RaulM Newcumer

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    Random threads on porn sites unrelated to sex
     
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    1. deegenerate
      You are in the General Discussion section, so none of the topics are going to be sexual up here.
       
      deegenerate, Nov 2, 2021
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    2. Truthful 1
      Do yourself a favor don’t read them , Why get mad if you don’t have to . And put your fucking pants back on , When you’re talking to the general public lol lol lol lol lol lol Dick lol lol lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Nov 2, 2021
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