Blackened Grouper Sandwich?? Yeah, Ok. Please burn my F**ken food, give it catchy name and charge me for it………. and people question my intelligence? I asked the waitress if I could just get my blackened Tuna just a little brown on each side instead. The “blank” facial expression was priceless! “I will ask the chef”. Still keeping a straight face I continued to drink my margarita ( buy 1 get one) and the waitress returns with a fairly nicely dress man. He asks me if I’m drunk? Not drunk enough to buy burnt f**ken food! I’m no longer welcome at Chili’s.

 

If I had a nickel for every breath I've ever taken, I would have over 26 million bucks. I thought it would be more...

 

Not sure if this is a thing already,
But would be great if one could put an entire thread on ignore, just as you can a poster?

Its just that there are so many threads that don’t peak my interest, that if I was able to ignore those, I would be able to find the threads that I am more interested in, easier.

 

Having a peg leg must have been a absolute nightmare on a ship
How the hell are you gonna keep your soup from spilling?

 

Some of the funniest people have had the most awful childhoods

 

I am shedding worse than the dog. Yeesh.

 

Unreading should be a thing

 

Unreading should be a thing

 

Must need to be "cool" to be invited to next door neighbor event. No wonder I'm left out of socializing events.

 

Not surprised, still a little disappointing.

 

This forum has been pretty disappointing lately. I’d rather watch Netflix.

 

As a kid moving the light bulbs.

 

The Little Boy and the Old Man
Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon."
Said the old man, "I do that too."
The little boy whispered, "I wet my pants."
"I do that too," laughed the little old man.
Said the little boy, "I often cry."
The old man nodded, "So do I."
"But worst of all," said the boy, "it seems
grown-ups don't pay attention to me."
And he felt the warmth of a wrinkled old hand.
I know what you mean," said the little old man."
- Shel Silverstein

 

As i was younger i thought movies, shows and cartoons were dubbed at the moment of being aired or played; i thought that even with the old VHS tapes... that was my younger self being a bit silly

 

If humans where not afraid of spiders we could have them for Sunday lunch
Then the whole family get a leg

 

This is an ACTUAL nursery rhyme written in the 1700's. I heard it when I was little, but forgot about it until it was mentioned today.

Ladybug, ladybug fly away home,
Your house is on fire,
Your children shall burn!
All except one
Her name is Anne
She's hiding under the frying pan.


WHO would ever think that shit was appropriate for children?

 

Not looking forward to the heat this week.

 

I have 2 woman that lives by me one is older Mexican Lady who's husband died she cut but her ass in so juicey looking I would love to eat her pussy n ass and wouldn't need anything. The other one looks like she lives alone don't seem interested but been noticing she comes out when I'm out. I know shes a freak would love to just see her have sex. Any one sleep with there nabors n what was ur aprouch