This happens at Acme Supermarket
They have the regular grocery check out lanes but then they also have a wine & beer sections. (You can’t purchase wine at the regular checkouts - but you can do the reverse)
So I bought my groceries then went back around to pick up a bottle of wine. only to get behind a woman who was also getting wine but had about 20 items of groceries. Backed up the whole line. I understand a couple of extra items but I thought it was in considerate of others.

 

Doctors! Call for an appointment and their first question is, "What kind of insurance do you have?"

 

Working all weekend

 

Things that don't piss you off but are annoying.

Just about every sports "expert" on TV. Pregame, in game commentary, post-game analysis. They're all horrible.
Seems they all have their patented catch phrases they have to shoe horn into every conversation.
They can tell you a dozen ways one team is going to win but when they game is over, they don't remember saying any of them when that team lost.

 

People doing something that's not needed or important in our department, but failing or not willing to explain why...

 

Every time SWAMBO visits her sister she comes home with a bunch of junk sister doesn't want any more.
For example;
An egg carrier. We don't need/want an egg carrier. Been there done that. Apparently, so has sister in law.
A box of toys for young kids, not toddlers. Our granddaughter is a toddler, not a kid. She will not want to play with a chutes and ladders game with missing parts or a baseball and bat made out of styrofoam for example. Plus, granddaughter is in Califuckingfornia, not here.
A bicycle for a young kid. Granddaughter is 3. She won't be riding for at least a year, probably a couple. Oh, and the fucking thing is busted.
A set of dishes. Ugly dishes. Like, really fucking ugly and impractical. Plus, we already have dishes we like.

Shooter will be making a trip to Goodwill today.

 

Back in August I wrote, Sweet Reni had mistakenly given a bag with all of her good expensive sweaters to Good Will! Probably 20 or so them, easily valued at $1000 or more!
So today she was looking in a trunk we had purchased some years ago...and lo and behold! There they all were!!!
She turns 85 Tuesday, a great birthday present for her!

 

When the weather fluctuates constantly so I’m always getting headaches.

 

When it's 65 degrees one day, then 35 degrees the next, then back to 65 and so forth.

 

When I send the CEO an awards entry that only he can fill out, and he goes silent - I know he's swamped, but this is an award we've won every year, so now I have to be the fucking nag...

 

When I bump into somebody and they start bending my ear. I try being polite telling them it was nice seeing them but I have to get going, and they don’t shut the fuck up. Especially if their a spitter. I’ll usually step back a little and they step closer. While they’re still babbling on and on and all of a sudden you see this big drop of spittle coming flying out of their mouth everything goes into slow motion. I’m standing there watching this spit or piece of food coming at me and I can’t move. Then I get hit with a spray and move back wiping my mouth, cheeks and they just keep fuckin talking.

I really should have posted this in the thread what pisses you off

 

Don’t tell me who I should or shouldn’t have in MY home. If you don’t want to be around someone, then YOU can stay home!

 

In the old Lon Chaney Jr. Wolfman movies, any witnesses describe the attacker as "A large dog of some kind"
A large dog? He was walking upright on two legs and was wearing pants!

 

I feel guilty being in where it's warm! My wife is out hanging clothes to dry, its 40 degrees...out and cold! Yes we own a functioning dryer..works great..and inexpensive to operate, if you choose to use it. I will help her..I will load the dryer! No she doesn't want that.

 

Waking up to a Hallmark Christmas movie. I’m hiding the remote when we go to bed. Wishful thinking

 

My poor wife, the woman married a Sow's ear....She so much enjoys nice things and I go along but I simply cant feel that it matters....

 

That elderly woman Martha on one of those 'Medicare update' commercials - the one who keeps saying "I'm not calling!" and the voice-over guy keeps telling her why she should call.

Just tell her to shut the fuck up.

 

Fox News

 

Not being able to be sincere and honest, and call someone an asshole anymore. It’s not right, it’s just not right. I’m Italian and it’s like having me keep my hands in my pockets when I’m talking to someone

 

When I pull into my parking spot at work, and open my door to chill for a minute and sip my coffee, then someone's immediately pulling into the empty spot right beside me, so I gotta wait on them.............but they take FOREVER, when I only have a couple minutes to chill before getting up to go in. Not a huge deal. Minor annoyance, though.