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  1. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Was Jack Johnson a boxer?
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      The first black heavyweight champ
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 30, 2018
    2. Jack Mine
      The first black heavyweight champ
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 30, 2018
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      I liked your second opinion better
       
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  2. onenauhgtygirl29

    onenauhgtygirl29 The Nauhgty Night Prowler

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    Should I eat chocolate or strawberry ice cream?
     
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      Why not a scoop of each?
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 30, 2018
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      Lol
      That was pretty much what I did since you weren’t here to decide for me. ;)
       
      onenauhgtygirl29, Aug 31, 2018
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  3. seafoam1

    seafoam1 Porn Star

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    Who built the Pyramids, was it aliens or Bigfoot?
     
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      It would be pretty fuckin hard for bigfoot to hide in a desert. Plus the drawings found scrawled on the walls inside didn't resemble a big ape. But I do believe they got some kind of extraterrestrial help to build the pyramids. The drawings discovered inside resembled saucer shaped vessels, small men with big melons for heads and technical shit that was way before the time.
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 30, 2018
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      But what if Bigfoot IS an alien? Who better to move all those big blocks of stone, and he can always get a haircut for the desert climate. I can relate to that!!!
       
      seafoam1, Aug 30, 2018
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      Smoke one for me :D
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 30, 2018
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  4. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Why does the drive up ATM have braille on it?
     
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      Because blind people have been known to take a taxi.
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 30, 2018
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  5. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    How prolific is the word prick in your area?
     
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      Not as prophylactic as the word cunt.
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 30, 2018
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  6. Unknown427

    Unknown427 Porn Star

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    Would an Armadillo make a suitable house pet?
     
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      You have an alternative motive, don't you? It's that very long sticky tongue that interests you, huh? Of course they don't make good house pets. What's wrong with you? It's a fuckin armadillo. You can't cuddle the thing, train it to do anything. Get yourself a turtle, that's close enough. ;)
       
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  7. Unknown427

    Unknown427 Porn Star

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    Asking for a friend but solid advice. Thanks!
     
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      It's just my opinion on it. I honestly don't have a clue. But who really knows now of days? I just don't think it would make a good house pet. But thanks for the question
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 30, 2018
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  8. Unknown427

    Unknown427 Porn Star

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    Thank you sir, I’ll stop back tomorrow. I’m trying to attach a sex toy to blender motor and it’s giving me fits.
     
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      Low speed, start it on slow speed! ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 30, 2018
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  9. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    How much?
     
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      Since you're an old tool. I'll give you a seniors discount :)
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 30, 2018
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  10. notdescriptive

    notdescriptive motorcyclist

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    How much cum could a cum slut suck
    If a cum slut could suck cum?
     
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      I gotta ask my wife this one :suck_dick:
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 1, 2018
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  11. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    What role play have you done or excites you? You ever played the damsel in distress where the Knight is wearing a suit of armor?? Pretty hot shit!!! What about the nurse Betty and the doctor in that white lab coat? She is trying to seduce off him.
     
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      I'm a meat and potatoes kind of guy. I don't play games. Nothing wrong with it, but it's just not for me. I like it real, passionate and romantic. :)
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 1, 2018
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Never knew role play was fake. It is just the real you spicing things up a bit. It can still be passionate and romantic . I have a feeling. Something tells me you would be good at roleplay. But sometimes the costumes are a bitch to take off. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 1, 2018
    3. Jack Mine
      Maybe it's the play in the role play that makes it, playing make believe, a game or fake to me. I never new it was real?
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 1, 2018
    4. Sweetpassion
      This could be a whole new thread topic. Roleplay is about the play with real people. But i know this is just a ask Jack thread... so moving on to your next question.
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 1, 2018
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  12. deleted user 963741

    deleted user 963741 The Practical Outlaw Banned!

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    Everything in life seems to contain Jack....Jack knife, Jack rabbits, Jack Mine, Jack off, Jack Daniels, Hydraulic Jack, Handyman Jack, etc.....do you feel pressure to perform that mantra?
     
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    2. Sweetpassion
      There is even that game Jack in the box!! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 1, 2018
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    3. Jack Mine
      How'd you like playing that game? ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 1, 2018
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    4. Sweetpassion
      It was fun. I had to crank it so much. Never knew when he was gonna pop out. Then boom he would be right back in that box again. Exciting just such a exciting game!! ;)
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 1, 2018
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    5. Jack Mine
      The music is the best part of it.
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 1, 2018
    6. Sweetpassion
      Sure is!!!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 1, 2018
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  13. deleted user 963741

    deleted user 963741 The Practical Outlaw Banned!

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      That was smooth!! Haha i liked it. It is all about the cum they say!! I would not know being a virgin and all.
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 1, 2018
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      It was smooth.....lol....as all things should be.....mmmmm
       
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    4. Sweetpassion
      Some like it smooth. Some like it hairy. Some just like it either way i guess. Yikes....sex!! I am scared of it!!! :p
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 1, 2018
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      I like whichever one you are.
       
      deleted user 963741, Sep 1, 2018
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      Oh Bob! Bob! Hey,Bob! Where'd you go? You polishing your rifle? Or having it polished for you ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 1, 2018
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  14. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    Says Who?
     
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      The wise old tool says who, what, where am I again? That's who :)
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 1, 2018
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  15. Unknown427

    Unknown427 Porn Star

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    Mr mine,

    I’m having problems keeping squirrels out of the bug zapper on my porch. Do you have any recommendations on how to prevent this?
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      Only turn the thing on when you're out on the porch. Or take some video and posted on YouTube, funny shit....
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 1, 2018
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  16. Ltep18

    Ltep18 Porno Junky

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    Are you the Jack who stars in all the nursery rhymes (Jack and Jill, Jack Be Nimble, Jack Sprat, Little Jack Horner, et al)?

    If not, are you related to him?
     
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      How'd you know? My posts and comments gave it away, huh?
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 1, 2018
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  17. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    Why did the chicken croos the road?
     
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      Playing chicken?
       
      notdescriptive, Sep 1, 2018
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  18. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Would you fuck Meagan McCain or say, fuck Meagan McCain?
     
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      Poor girl... I felt sorry for her... but then watched her nice big titties wiggling as she walked away...
       
      Jackie_Slut, Sep 2, 2018
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      I feel sorry for anyone loosing someone, but...she...had...to ...get...political
       
    3. deleted user 555 768
      I feel sorry for anyone loosing someone, but...she...had...to ...get...political
       
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    4. Jackie_Slut
      Then that is sad... poor girl then... Her Father lived long and worked hard...

      Back to Sex! Kisses!
       
      Jackie_Slut, Sep 2, 2018
    5. Jack Mine
      Not the time to get political. Not the time....
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 2, 2018
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  19. deleted user 963741

    deleted user 963741 The Practical Outlaw Banned!

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      Who you calling a lore? ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 3, 2018
    3. Jack Mine
      Who you calling a lore? ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 3, 2018
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  20. Unknown427

    Unknown427 Porn Star

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    Hey Mr. Jack,
    It’s me again. Suppose a body part became lodged in your wife’s new vacuum cleaner. And advice to remove said body part quickly??
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      I'll answer your next question. Which happens to be the same question ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 3, 2018
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