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  1. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Okay, here what really kinks my chain. When you're at a restaurant and somebody unscrews the top of the salt shaker so it all dumps out on your meal when you go to use it.

    Life is hard.
     
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    1. Valspar
      Salt's not good for you old timers anyway.
       
      Valspar, Dec 17, 2019
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  2. Lewis3088

    Lewis3088 Sex Machine

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    When you hurt yourself and people ask are you ok ? Do I look ok !!!!!
     
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  3. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    When I’m at the salon getting my nails done and someone is talking super loud on the phone next to me. Especially when they’re obnoxious and rude. Have some consideration for the people around you.
     
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    1. shadowfap
      You need to hear every detail though. Might learn a good comeback to use haha.
       
      shadowfap, Dec 16, 2019
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    2. Cherrypop
      Last time the woman was saying “those immigrants” like a jerk. I gave her dirty looks but she didn’t get it.
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 16, 2019
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    3. Cherrypop
      Last time the woman was saying “those immigrants” like a jerk. I gave her dirty looks but she didn’t get it.
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 16, 2019
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    4. shadowfap
      Should've spoken Spanish to piss her off
       
      shadowfap, Dec 16, 2019
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  4. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

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    Having a fire drill at work in the middle of December and you walk clear across a parking lot without a jacket ... grrr
     
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    1. shadowfap
      File a complaint haha
       
      shadowfap, Dec 16, 2019
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      Lol.. at least it wasn't snowing or raining... just freakin cold
       
      deleted user cg, Dec 16, 2019
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    3. Geminpa
      I hate that.
       
      Geminpa, Dec 16, 2019
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    4. deleted user cg
      It was cold yesterday too...today its lightening and thunderstorms
       
      deleted user cg, Dec 16, 2019
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    5. Geminpa
      That’s awful. And I’m sure no umbrella
       
      Geminpa, Dec 16, 2019
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  5. Rusky63

    Rusky63 Porn Star

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    When you go to the Movies and you get people behind you sitting there talking all through the film
     
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    1. Geminpa
      That’s the worst!
       
      Geminpa, Dec 16, 2019
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    2. Geminpa
      . Sorry for the double post
       
      Geminpa, Dec 16, 2019
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    #445
  6. summrnva

    summrnva Porn Surfer

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    nfl refs, other guys with a lot of perfume...
     
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  7. Lewis3088

    Lewis3088 Sex Machine

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    !!! SORRY TO ALL !!!

    Christmas shopping and shoppers !!!!
     
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  8. Stevesthang

    Stevesthang Sex Lover

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    Dec 17, 2019
    Having a conversation with your wife but she the only one having the conversation!!! Does not let me say a word!!!!:/
     
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    1. bigbird
      just look at her tits whilst her mouth is moving then
       
      bigbird, Dec 17, 2019
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    2. Stevesthang
      They are big enough
       
      Stevesthang, Dec 17, 2019
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    #448
  9. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Responsibilities!! Lol Can't i just do whatever the fuck i want?? Lol How dare i have all this shit i have to do on the daily!!!
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      Your parents told you not to be in a hurry to grow up but did you listen?
       
      Ed Itor, Dec 17, 2019
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    2. Anniemated
      Come and sit under the table ....... I'se got colouring books :)
       
      Anniemated, Dec 17, 2019
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    3. Sweetpassion
      No i did not listen to anything they tried to teach me apparently. @Anniemated but do you have a blanket fort?? Forget it i am pouting and just gonna make my own!!!!! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 17, 2019
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    4. Anniemated
      Of course! Where else would we be doing colouring?! :)
       
      Anniemated, Dec 17, 2019
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  10. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Barbers, M or F, talking to me while cutting my hair, if I wanted to talk I'd go to a psychiatrist
     
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  11. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    When I’m trying to eat my lunch at work and people sit next to me to talk to me.
     
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    1. Braxton.B
      Be happy they not asking for your sardines.
       
      Braxton.B, Dec 17, 2019
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    2. Kandie Kane
      I'd gladly give them my sardines
       
      Kandie Kane, Dec 18, 2019
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    3. Cherrypop
      I don’t like sardines. But I’d share my Skittles.
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 18, 2019
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    4. deleted user 555 768
      Sardines,the big ones, not the small cans in oil, with the strained tomato sauce buried in chopped onions, aaaw man is that eating!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 18, 2019
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    5. deleted user 555 768
      And deviled eggs, tuna, swiss cheese, some nice rolls, MM, MM, MM!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 18, 2019
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  12. Kandie Kane

    Kandie Kane Lady in Red.

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    People that have no respect for personal space.
     
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    1. Braxton.B
      You standing in my spot.
       
      Braxton.B, Dec 17, 2019
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    2. Kandie Kane
      No you're standing in my spot
       
      Kandie Kane, Dec 18, 2019
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    #453
  13. Kandie Kane

    Kandie Kane Lady in Red.

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    People who always think they are right
     
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  14. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    These rating tings being too small. I have to undo it 3 times before I get it right.
     
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      I'm always hitting the wrong button because they are too small
       
      Kandie Kane, Dec 18, 2019
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  15. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Letting anything piss me off just pisses me off!!! It is such a useless, damaging, stressful emotion. Lol
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      I second that emotional expression of emotion
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 17, 2019
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Glad we are in a emotional agreement. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 17, 2019
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      And I agree with that agreement....I could do this all night!:laugh:
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 17, 2019
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    4. Sweetpassion
      I also agree that we are in agreement. :p:p:cool:
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 17, 2019
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    5. deleted user 555 768
      All right, I agree you winment!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 17, 2019
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    #456
  16. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Online job applications and resumes.
    What happened to walking into a company and filling out an application?
    Whatever, technology...you fickle whore. ;)
     
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    1. Anniemated
      What happens if you don't have a computer? I know some that don't. Library ones I guess.
       
      Anniemated, Dec 17, 2019
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      I'm doing it on my phone.
      Lol! It's a struggle, sweetheart.

      I have to expand the screen and hope my fingers hit what I want it to.
      E-mail address? I have G-mail I suck so bad. Baa ha ha haaaaa!
       
      Valspar, Dec 18, 2019
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  17. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Doesn't like to see @Valspar struggling soooooooo ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... nails him to the floor ;)
     
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    1. Valspar
      You better have some big nails.
       
      Valspar, Dec 18, 2019
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  18. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Slugs that leave their trail of slime and shit all over the place
     
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  19. Hazmat94

    Hazmat94 Amateur

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    Using a mobile phone while driving. It's reckless and I've been hit by a car whilst riding a motorbike, lemme tell you it hurts like hell.
     
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