Are no thoughts considered random?

 

I think my kid is about to grow again. He’s eating everything in sight.

 

Somebody should smother Mike Lindell with his own pillow.
Good grief!

 

My kid is growing again. I can tell because all he thinks about is food lol

 

Who knows if Jamaica has recorded its first case

 

I may go hang out in the Sexuality side of the forum for a bit.
It's seems a little less bonkers over there right now.

 

I think what is making this pandemic so awful for so many people is not the actual virus, it’s the being trapped at home with family that they normally try to avoid lol

 

Something strange and vaguely amusing has happened in these days of neighbours fetching groceries and hanging them on the front door handle.
Yesterday the door bell rang and on answering there was the bag on the door handle of .................. Tena Ladies!!!!!!
We at first assumed it was a wrong delivery from the Chemist, but no they've no knowledge of it. We've phoned and asked neighbours with no results.
So there is some poor lady in dire need, and if it's you please come and collect from our door handle. Left in situ in case somebody comes back for them!!

 

The more the isolation lasts - the bigger the party is going to be at the end of it

 

Can’t believe people will watch game shows from 50 years ago!

 

@cirdellin fetch me a shrubbery

 

Sometimes I wear an orange jump suit with DOC on the back when I go to the store. This way people don’t worry so much about my cough.

 

You know the apocalypse is here when your haters start suddenly liking your posts.

 

I feel like that Pink Floyd song....and i've become comfortably numb. Lol

 

My wife and I seldom understand what the other one said, I think after 61 yrs living together, we mostly get by on hunch and intuition.

 

I hear gunfire. Someone must be target practicing. It’s too frequent for it to be someone hunting.

 

I wish I had some bacon.