I've heard they're unlike the cold American women, and they really can keep you warm at night...

 

Curious, but how many different Canadian women have you been with?

 

No snow in June, though, so, there’s always an upside and a downside.

 

Don't go to Windsor. Straight across the river from Detroit with the wind blowing from the South, Good Lord it stank like sewage. And that's the truth.

 

That's from all the bodies dumped in on the Detroit side.

 

There are good places and bad places everywhere, for sure. Windsor (and Sarnia, if I was gonna be honest) are among the bad ones, agreed!

I had the misfortune to have to visit both Calgary and Lethbridge once. Thankfully, only once. There’s only so much smell of cow shit and sandpaper wind one can take.

 

I love the prairies. Wide open blue skies, lots of sunshine, fields of greens and golds, lakes and forests and lots of space. Although I’ve spent lots of time in Banff and Lake Louise and they’re beautiful.

 

That's a two parka month.

 

Can I have no parkas though?

 

Well I love naked women as much as the next guy but seeing a southern gal, in Canada, in FEBRUARY with no parka on, in the snow would be awesome. For 3.5 seconds because you would go back inside!

 

Does it take more than 3.5 seconds to take a calendar picture?

 

No you must wear a winter coat so your hubby will know for sure that you're glad to see him.

 

Thought I recognised a fellow Libra

 

Or better yet, @Cherrypop, how about you don't wear a sexy costume, the mask on the other hand! Grrrrrr! Yes!

 

Ok you’ve convinced me

 

Ok you’ve convinced me

 

So good you said it twice!

 

Yeah, beavers.

 

Have you seen a beaver close up?

 

Why I do believe I have.

 

No but i want to

 

Just leave him to his rabbit hole Anon it's a great thread and it shouldn't be derailed.
I'll even take my own advice.

 

@Ed Itor
Maybe you can be Mr June in the calender.

The pork and maple sausage sandwiched between our Canadian roses.

 

Have yet to see that here but way to be an optimist.

 

You and I just did @tallnfit

 

Now you're just being mean @69magpie these young ladies don't want nor need an old Canucklehead like me but it is a lovely thought though.

 

This production is more concerned with quality and substance over abundance. I'm sure these women are abundant enough as it is...

 

Thank you for taking the time to do this and make me laugh.

 

Wait, you’re Canadian? I didn’t know!

::beavertail slap::

 

Live 30 mile from the border
& had some Canadian...

 

Some? As in more than a few?

 

Define few? Please

 

3 to 4

 

Nope 13 or 14.
13 = starts in December or ends in the next January.
14 = starts in December and ends in the next January.

 

Ok. A weekly calendar? 52!

 

I'd take each one of them every day! 365 Canadian beavers!

 

The only internet tough guy here is tnf and old time members know it.
He likes to talk smack & even challenges people to meet up in his local park but he never shows up. Than has multiple excuses why he didn't.
Look balless if you don't like being drawn out just remember that you can always ignore the taunt.

 

Heres the really funny part.
Shooter intended no slur on gays, or for that matter any slur at all.
He was merely noting that a calendar of both male and female might be appropriate if we weren't getting enough females. He thought including tallnfit was a fun way to include a member who often plays internet tough guy, and , you know, probably doesn't get many Christmas cards.

As usual, tallnfit found a reason to be a tough guy and sling his usual grade school insults.

Shooter thought tallnfits rants were almost as funny as the vision of tallnfit in a thong, posing for a calendar.

That this issue remains a topic has shooter on the floor laughing.

Hopefully, tallnfit and everyone else will just drop this now, but he doubts that will happen.

 

Well guess what @Mina Threat? You're wrong. Homophobic is exactly what it was, whether you agree or not.

@shootersa is a cowardly liar who can't stand by what he says so now he's trying to back pedal.

Just like every other cowardly internet tough guy here.

Yeah that includes you @Ed Itor. Quit talking shit because you ain't about shit.

 

TNF has a massive gravity about him! The world revolves around him... Or maybe the solar system... It's massive!

 

Take you whining down to personals and find a dick to suck and shut up.

 

Would love for you to ever talk this shit to my face, you pathetic multiple account using coward.

 

He would but you wouldn't show up.
The only attention seeking in this thread was yours, the rest of us were just enjoying a funny thread.
Don't go down to Personals though as you'd never get out alive.

 

Hahaha god you kids are clueless.

Literally none of you do anything other than talk but man do you love to project that onto others!

 

Mirrors. Do you own any?

 

Just wondering why tallnfit thinks I was being serious with this post...

 

I figured it out, eventually.

Don’t worry about it. I don’t think it felt creepy to any of the women that responded, and those that do feel it’s creepy have clearly voted with their feet, as it were, and not responded.

 

I think it was a fun idea, and if I were Canadian, I would have definitely volunteered. No harm done!

 

I vote to make dee a honorary Canadian! Who seconds?

 

We’ve got cupcake and abej, I don’t think it’s a Canadian calendar any longer.

The more the merrier!