no, it's not the perfect question, it's a question about pissing. I asked this a while ago in someone else's piss thread, and i don't think it ever got answered. It's a 2 part question, so here it goes: 1) how safe or unsafe is it to pee inside someone else - any of the three holes. 2) If it isn't already bad for me to pee in her vagina, is there a chance of pregnancy because there might be the stray sperm that got out early.

I've read somewhere that a guy should release the first little bit of pee elsewhere(toilet) because it'll flush out any bacteria in the vas deferens, but after that it should be fine.

 

And this isn't the perfect answer.

As far as I know, "pissing" inside of a woman's vagina is considered safe. But there is the fact that urine is a waste product; i.e. not meant to be consumed. So pissing in her mouth is a huge NO. Mainly for safety and cleanliness reasons.

I would recommend bathing/showering before and after doing this, and ensure she is thoroughly clean of urine traces, because I assume you do not intend to taste any urine on or in her. I am not an expert and never claimed to be, but that is what I know.

 

Actually, one can drink urine with no ill effects, so long as it's not all you drink. Feel free to have her drink a gallon of your piss, though bear in mind: [a] she might throw up (it's pretty bitter I believe) and she should drink water herself.

I'd also recommend drinking lots of water, so that your urine is very dilute, and not concentrated and dark yellow. That would be disgusting. xD

 

In shower was the only place we ever do it, so cleanup is no problem. I drink lots prior to doing it, originally thought for quantity, but I guess the dilution is also a pretty good reason. It is bitter...sometimes. Foods and drinks alter it's taste dramatically - if it's a day that the taste is gross, we just move on to other sexual pleasures.

 

*sigh* i found a use for my biology marks!

1) Urine is how your body gets rid of toxins, and salts. If your completely healthy then your pee is fine.
BUT if you have a disease or S.T.I., you can transmit it by peeing in a cut or orifice(peeing a bit else where is not going to change this, so if you have an infection don't do it).
You can also transfer trace amounts of drugs if the other person swallows.

2) Urine Kills sperm so no need to worry about pre-ejaculate. Urinating after you cum, (or if some one cums in you ladies) is a good thing if you suffer from bladder infections, it pushes/burns away any cum or "fluids" that would other wise just be sitting there in your tract.

Also, once you get to the point where your about pee, it becomes impossible to ejaculate. you have a little "switch" inside you, that flips back and forth from bladder to sperm delivery.

Oh and your pee will be more concentrated *bitter/salty* in the mornings, if your dehydrated, or if you drank a lot of toxins (like 12 shots of vodka).

 

WOW! Some informed and educated comments for a change. Well done all posters for your sensitivity!

 

Thank you InsomniaMan, just the answers I was looking for. Thankfully both of us are pretty darn healthy people. An neither of us are on drugs, and neither of us drink. I did know about the no ejaculating when peeing thing. And it's really good to hear that urine kills sperm. I am in great debt to you.

 

Urine is sterile

 

another question

Ok... I may be dumb... But I'm gonna ask it! Cause grandma always said the only dumb question is the one not asked!
If urine kills sperm..... If I cum in a girl, and then pee in her right after, what are the pregnancy chances?
My wife and I used to do golden showeres regularly and was just wondering.
Thanks! And like was stated above great advice!

 

Yeah, I don't bother reading other people's responses so this might be repeated (sorry).
Urine is sterile, so if you piss in her fucking eye she'll be fine.
I think the pissing on the side first sounds resonable, not necessarily because of bacteria, but maybe left over sperm too.
Happy pissing moffugga!

 

You had 9 - 9 - posts to read.

Seriously - how can you expect people to take you seriously when you preface your post - the tenth in the thread - with the words "I don't bother reading other people's responses..."?

Sorry to derail slightly, but that just staggers me.

 

OOh, Orion, you are so harsh! BTW, I didn't read your post cos I am a stupid ignoramus, but I'm gonna respond anyway LMFAO

 

I don't expect anything from people; so you shouldn't expect anything from me either.

 

If I'm not mistaken, Gandhi drank his own urine, as a sort of purification ritual. And there have been many cases of sailors lost at sea resorting to drinking their own urine to survive.

But I'm still not going to do it, so don't ask.

 

Yeah, your not going to want to do that. Um... Hmmm how to explain.

in Laymans terms, the cervix releases a fluid that protects and guides sperm into the uterus. If you cum in a girl your sperm gets a chance to hitch the express lane to pregnacy where your urine cant follow, and before you even use your pee as a spermacide.

where as if you have pre-cum in the urethra and urinate it will be neutralized before it even hits who ever your doing this on/too/whatever.

No, no, no. If you have any sort of disease, infection, or fungal problem you can transmit it through urine. It's not the same as making sperm ineffective, it's about a few cells making it into a cut, sore, or permeable area (the eye, mouth, anus, urethra, or vagina).

where as if you have pre-cum in the urethra and urinate it will be neutralized before it even hits who ever your doing this on/too/whatever.(repeating it for the second quote for shits and giggles)

 

Thank you for the clarification.
I simply assumed he was clean since he didn't mention it.

 

Urine is sterile just a few minutes, then it's a bacteria jungle.
Urine isn't a spermicide.
My wife drink my pee and I drink hers but we take care about what we eat 'n drink, we're both vegetarians.
Meat and other junk food produce huge amounts of toxins.

ps

try your first pee games when your pee is very clear, less toxins and almost no taste ...

 

I'd assumed that apparently sensible people would at the very least flick through previous posts to ensure that the post they planned on making hadn't been previously refuted, and thus posting it again would simply make one look a fool.

And Kimiko: drinking one's own urine was a favoured tactic in trying to stay alive in the Black Hole of Calcutta.

 

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I believe urine is safe to drink, but there is a probably with pissing in a woman's vagina. The urine would change the pH of her vagina and this could lead to her getting a yeast infection.

Love,
lynn-nyc