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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. pharaoh

    pharaoh Porn Star

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    When a family member comes out of the closet? Oh yeah during thanksgiving dinner.
     
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  2. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    Dude! :eek:
     
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  3. MizzLexa720

    MizzLexa720 Sex Machine

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    "Oh snap!" Lol not really. I usually know who's homosexual so I'm rarely surprised.
     
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  4. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Never happened to me...

    I imagine my parents would both start stuttering, my grandfather would either get up and leave, or finish his meal then leave....

    My sister, my brother and I would probably be the ones to know first though. The three of us have highly accurate gaydar.
     
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  5. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    What can you say, I think he/she could have picked a better time??? Dinner wasn't boring anyway...:excited:
     
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  6. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    id say stop steeling my thunder bitch
     
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  7. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    You say "Oh..ok...please pass the turkey."
     
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  8. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    What would I say if a family member came out of the closet?

    Would you mind getting my jacket for me, while you are in there.

    But really, what would I say if a family member did that? "Good for you, one always needs to be clear on their life preferences, thank you for sharing".
     
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  9. Suze3221

    Suze3221 Her Crankiness

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    I'd laugh and ask if he's a giver or a receiver...
     
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  10. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    I lol'd
     
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  11. care_face

    care_face Porn Surfer

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    And then?
     
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  12. footlovva

    footlovva Juggler of Jiggles

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    And then what? None of your posts make any sense lol
     
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  13. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    What if it's your hitherto gay brother telling you he really likes girls:p.

    Seriously, just give them a hug and tell them you love them.

    Thinskin
     
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  14. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Did you think it would change anything? We still love you and want you to be happy.
     
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  15. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    I'd be like WTF, if you really like girls, why do you engage in teh gay butsecks???
     
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  16. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    But your girl was the first one I tried!

    Thinskin
     
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  17. spiralis

    spiralis Porn Surfer Suspended!

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    Crazy :eek::eek:
     
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  18. Anonymous Master

    Anonymous Master 18-0

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    I'd simply say "Oh... well that's some news."

    Then I would continue eating. They are still family, gay or straight.
     
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  19. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    ...sorry, but why is it not a good time? Surely having the entire family there would be the best time?

    Or would you rather it brushed under the rug?
     
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  20. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    The section I highlighted is the obvious answer. Americans don't like talking about sex in front of their family members, even though we all fuck, and we all enjoy fucking. Thank you protestants to telling us sex is filthy dirty satan worship.

    And if regular sex is so evil, then cowboy buttsex is like a trillion times worse! Better sweep it under the rug so Gam-gam doesn't have to die knowing her grandson/daughter is a fag! That would bring soooo much shame to the family name! Even though everybody knows Gam-gam had an affair with a black guy!

    We Americans are hypocrites about being hypocrites.
     
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