1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice
  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice
  1. medicated

    medicated Amateur Suspended!

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2011
    Messages:
    70
    From the movie "Sling Blade" (1996):

    Marsha Dwiggins: Will you ever kill anyone again, Karl?
    Karl: I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody. Mmm.

    [Karl has entered the bedroom carrying a hammer]
    Doyle: What in the hell you doin' with that hammer?
    Karl: I don't rightly know. I just kinda woke up a-holding it.
    [exits]
    Doyle: [to Linda] What the fuck you think he's doin' with that hammer?

    Doyle: Your buddy Karl here is going. We can't be no normal family with him living in the garage and comin' in the damn bedroom at 4:00 in the morning, carryin' hammers and shit.

    Doyle: Hey! I said get out of my house! That goes for cocksuckers, retards and xnxx members!
     
    #41
  2. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2008
    Messages:
    47,345
    Pardon me, but you're in our house. We'll play the way we want. Now up the dosage your meds.
     
    #42
  3. DEATHinSHADOWSX

    DEATHinSHADOWSX Porn Star

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2010
    Messages:
    1,750
    Ah fuck what I said earlier can someone go get my a sword, I have a troll to slay.
     
    #43
  4. medicated

    medicated Amateur Suspended!

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2011
    Messages:
    70
    I make automobile license plates for a living. What do you do?
     
    #44
  5. Krieg

    Krieg Unholy

    Joined:
    May 31, 2010
    Messages:
    5,286
    Evidently no one gives a shit either.
     
    #45
  6. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2010
    Messages:
    86,532
    Enough! Go lay down!
     
    #46
  7. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    31,576
    *not_secure_link*30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgxr7DUuf1qz9bwro1_500.gif
     
    #47
  8. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2009
    Messages:
    7,369
    What goes on in that mind of yours Penelope? :excited:
     
    #48
  9. bimike80

    bimike80 Porno Junky

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2008
    Messages:
    496
    This is a boring thread.
     
    #49
  10. medicated

    medicated Amateur Suspended!

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2011
    Messages:
    70
    Would it be better if I cut your balls off and stuffed them in your mouth?
     
    #50
  11. bi_daddy_lover

    bi_daddy_lover Equal Opportunity Lover

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2010
    Messages:
    6,326
    so how did the interview go?? lol
     
    #51
  12. Blackwasp74

    Blackwasp74 Porn Surfer

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2010
    Messages:
    29

    AGREED
     
    #52
  13. Sundaybazar

    Sundaybazar sexplorer

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2009
    Messages:
    5,017
    hey i m still alive,...:eek:
     
    #53
  14. rood_dood

    rood_dood Sex Machine

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    551
    Yo

    Dont you peeps get rid of death threat loopey loos?

    BAM

    problem solved

    Just sayin
     
    #54
  15. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    31,576
    *not_secure_link*24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liv9vwRf741qhln50o1_500.gif

    :cool:
     
    #55