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  1. frustrated1

    frustrated1 Porn Surfer

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    I asked a girl in sixth grade to be my girlfriend and she accepted and we did the thing that sixth graders do when they are "going out" which was hold hands and walk around the school grounds during lunch break. This lasted about two months until we went our separate ways. I was much more interested in playing football and she went back to talking with friends at the tables during break.
    Fast forward 10 years. I am a lifeguard attending one of our epic lifeguard parties and guess who walks through the door? Yep. Although now she is just flat out gorgeous with one of the best bodies I've ever seen. We notice each other and spend the next couple hours drinking, talking and flirting. I learn she's home visiting her parents from out of town and as the night winds down she lets me know it's time for her to go and asks if I could walk her to her mom's car which she's borrowing while in town. I do and when we get to the car parked in the street we attack each other and end up fucking and sucking like savages in her mom's jeep. A night I'll never forget, for sure, especially since I pulled out and got cum on the backseat of the jeep a couple times and we both laughed that her mom was gonna wonder what the stains in the fabric were from...
    Has something like this ever happened to anyone else? I'm talking years have gone by and you never thought you would ever see a particular person again and then they fall right into your lap, so to speak?
     
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  2. frustrated1

    frustrated1 Porn Surfer

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    Oh well. I was just curious. Cheers!
     
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  3. FamilyFuckerIII

    FamilyFuckerIII Sex Machine

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    So in sixth grade, you were 6? And now 10 years later, you are ten years older.

    10+6=16 am I right?
     
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  4. babblefunk

    babblefunk Porn Star

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    If he started school at birth, yes. But since that didn't happen, he was probably 11 or 12 in the sixth grade, making him 21 or 22. And no, never happened to me, but I moved a lot.
     
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  5. FamilyFuckerIII

    FamilyFuckerIII Sex Machine

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    Well, its been so long since I've been that age. Kinda forgot about that.
     
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  6. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    Incorrect.
    And embarrassingly stupid too.


    *not_secure_link*farm3.static.flickr.com/2788/4127992813_91c0640808.jpg


    Let me help you
    Age 5 = Kindergarden
    Age 6 = Grade 1
    Age 7 = Grade 2
    Age 8 = Grade 3
    Age 9 = Grade 4
    Age 10 = Grade 5
    Age 11 = Grade 6
    Age 21 = 10 years after Grade 6

    In your case it might have gone something like this
    Age 5 = Kindergarden
    Age 6 = Grade 1
    Age 7 = Grade 2
    Age 8 = Grade 2 try again
    Age 9 = Grade 3 better pass him and hope for the best
    Age 10 = Grade 4
    Age 11 = Grade 4 one more try before we send him off to a special school
    Age 12 = Grade 5 now we're learning
    Age 13 = Grade 6
    Age 14 = Remedial Trade School
    Age 15 = Institutional Testing and Education Placement Assessment
    Age 16 = GED
    Age 17 = Hairdressing Academy (you never know)
    Age 18 = Police Academy (seems the type)
    Age 21 = Rehab
     
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  7. FamilyFuckerIII

    FamilyFuckerIII Sex Machine

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    Well, it would help if I went to school in the US :rolleyes:
     
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  8. frustrated1

    frustrated1 Porn Surfer

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    Plus, I forgot to mention in the post that the hookup was 14 years ago as well. Sorry about that. But you just never forget something like this. It's in my spank bank forever.
    Oh, and thanks for the math check, too. Although I wish I was still 16 I am 35 as we speak. Where the hell does the time go?
     
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  9. frustrated1

    frustrated1 Porn Surfer

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    Absolutely fucking hilarious. Sorry to laugh at your expense FamilyFucker but you probably won't live that one down.
     
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  10. FamilyFuckerIII

    FamilyFuckerIII Sex Machine

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    Well I am 52, so the mind isn't what it used to be :(

    Feel free to laugh. You'll get old someday too.

    [YOUTUBE]5RrLAgi_mBY[/YOUTUBE]
     
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  11. HardHarold

    HardHarold Sex Lover

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    Hey, I met a hottie when I was 17... I wanted to fuck her so bad my teeth hurt. Fast forward 35 years... We met again, been together for four years. Today, she's the best looking 56 year old lady I've ever seen. Looks like she's years younger than she is and with a body to die for. Sometimes I wonder if a younger guy would like a go with her. It would be a turn on to think a young stud would want to fuck her too.
     
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  12. Duke1015

    Duke1015 Sex Lover

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    Happened to me that is how I came to be with my current Gf, friends in highschool, randomly met a few years out, fucked and started dating afterwards
     
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