Apart from your hands, what does anyone here use for Masturbating? Home made, bought, improvised or any techniques you have tried.
I tried a plastic or foam rubber tubes open at one end and put between the mattress and base of my bed. got it lubed and watched porn on my laptop. I would love to hear from anyone who has done anything similar. Girls and boys both.

 

other then my hands/fingers. I use BenWa balls, keeps me wet. My gf's tongues, slyban, my horse, ride nude most of the time. several different dildos and vibs.

 

I've used wristwatches and hair elastics as cock rings.

I also have a dragon skull (obviously not real) which has three detachable horns. The horns are slightly curved and very ribbed. I have used them for anal masturbation, just wrapped in plastic wrap and lubed up.

That's about the extent of masturbation toys for me. I've tried other things, but nothing to write home about.

 

You should take a pic of you nude on our horse. What kind of feeling does the horse give you between our legs when running?

 

Thats what i wanted to hear. Unusual ways of masturbating and you're doing that

 

does girls still press up tight against the washing machine spin cycle?

 

My hand....that's it...

 

Search around the site for a bit. I know I've mentioned the dragon horns before, so there's probably a thread similar to this already that may give you some ideas.

 

I used only one time the mixer.
is not convenient.
too long to put the dick in my pants after masturbating

 

I tried ... most of the 'newer' models are so 'quiet' and smooth.... i like it a little more rough so it didn't do it for me.

 

Once again technology ruins sex! lol I wonder if you mis-adjusted one foot if it would get it's rock on?

For me, I have never needed more than my hand and memories (or pictures) of good friends. Of course, if you start at an early age and are studious you can get very good at doing it right every time. Practice makes perfect!

I did try one of those silly fluid tube things:

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I recommend if you try it, buy a cheap one since it is a bitch to clean after.

 

Honeydew melon with the end cut off heated in the microwave, be careful with the seeds though they can get stuck in your japs eye!

 

Try loading the machine unevenly - trust me, even with front-loaders it can be done successfully to achieve orgasm

Not as good as my old top loader, twin tub though *sigh*

How I loved that machine - and I do mean biblically :shock:

 

Going slighty off topic, but still on topic. The other day I saw an app for the phone for a vibrator. Any ladies ever try that? I mean it has to be a joke right.

Wouldn't the phone get a little ... um ... moist?

 

get a fleshlight

 

Vanilla Ice-Cream. 2 scoops.

 

Do you just press yourself into the washing machine on the fast spin? What if someone was behind and you never heard them with all the noise? Your panties must need washing when the 1000 rpm cycle has stopped:excited:

 

Wot just 2 scoops!!

 

Anyone tried it yet!

 

I've always wondered - any good???