In high school went with a couple of guys to one in Reyanosa Mexico, (just to see what it was like). Got to see a donkey show.

 

DUDE, a co-worker was just talking about this DONKEY SHOW to me yesterday at work. i wonder, if you are one of his friends ?.

 

hmm.

what's the difference between the two ?.

does that mean, requiring me to wear a condom & have my pants around my ankles, with my hands to my sides or behind my back ?.

if so, you better DAMN WELL BE GOOD at what you claim. :excited:

or, explain to all of us here, by your definition of a " LAP DANCE ".

ENQUIRING MINDS WANTS TO KNOW.

 

I've had lap dancers who never actually sat in my lap, just did their thing in front of me (like a stage show) and occasionally touched my knees.

On the other hand I've had dancers who let me suck their nipples, play with their pussies, and ground their bare asses against my erection when the only pants I was wearing was satin gym shorts.

If you've come in your pants, I would say you've had a pretty good lap dance!

 

I used to love guys like you.

 

Korea, Japan, Mexico, Thailand, Spain (sort of)... I've had fun. But in each if those countries, there was more fun to be had with nonprofessionals.

 

Just as I loved ladies like you - some of those times were so erotic! All I had to worry about was returning to work smelling like come with a big stain on my pants (obviously not the times I was wearing gym shorts.)

 

See? That's why you have to wear the gym shorts. You don't want to be going back to work afterwards. When I was dancing, I could always tell which guys wanted to play like that, because of the way they dressed...shorts, or very thin sweatpants. But shorts were the best, 'cuz I would kneel between his parted legs and slide my fingers up his thighs, slipping them under the legs of his shorts, and slowly stroke his cock...and if nobody was looking, maybe even freeing it from his shorts and sucking on it. Guys that had been watching the show, getting lots of lapdances...they were always really close to cumming...it didn't take long.

 

Ive fucked some whores in Vegas

 

Ya know I was in Amsterdam back in April and I was expecting the red light district to be more...um...exposed?

I mean the girls in the windows are basically in bikinis. I guess it's the idea that you can just go and pick one but otherwise it was a lot more tame then I was expecting. I do like the little cards they have on the windows telling you what the girls will and wont do. My husband was upset they didn't have many man-whores. In his words..."Well what if you're a woman and you wanna have sex?! Or...a gay man? Seriously what the hell Amsterdam where is your equality?!" My response was that there probably are man whores just harder to find.

 

I never had the pleasure of a dancer pulling my cock out of my shorts, let alone sucking it! I'd love to have you stand on the couch and lean against my face so that I could lick your labia and clit through your g-string - I guess that would be a face dance, rather than a lap dance....

 

Well, for that, we might have to adjourn to the VIP Room.

 

But Chris Rock said "there is no sex in the VIP room." Guess he never met you!