1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. hornypixy

    hornypixy Resident Punslut

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  2. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Really?

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  3. N.E. Woman

    N.E. Woman More Spicy than Sweet

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    Can someone please explain what the image on the banner is supposed to portray?

    I see a bunch of women holding onto a pole above them with "ribbons" for clothing and a garter belt. If that is in fact what is shown, what are they (the IUSW) trying to "say"?



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  4. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    That they're good at horizontal pole dancing?
     
  5. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    That's it!!! I'm taking a nap!
     
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  6. Hornycountryboy

    Hornycountryboy Porn Star

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  7. N.E. Woman

    N.E. Woman More Spicy than Sweet

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    Oh Uncle, That made me laugh.....

    What it made me think of was when the boys were small, it was impossible for me to go to the bathroom either with the door closed, or by myself. Somehow no matter what they had been doing before I "had to go", as soon as I went to bathroom, it became a 'group event'. I knew the kids weren't "my babies" anymore when I found I could use the bathroom alone.

    Of course then we got a dog and she either has to be in the bathroom with me or I need to leave the door open..... :hilarious:
     
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  8. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Just a suggestion --

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  9. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Or you could hire a guard.

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  10. hornypixy

    hornypixy Resident Punslut

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  11. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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  12. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    Didn't know where to put this...

    Ahhh @ejls , I can only dream!

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  13. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Ooh! The secret is out!

     
  14. UncleB71

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    I DID specify! I would never besmirch such a fine woman's honor.

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  15. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  16. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Speaking of traffic and idiots (we were, weren't we?) --

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    By the way, I don't own a burgundy car.
     
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  17. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    This is why I don't go out on weekends anymore.

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  18. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    THIS is why I stopped going out on weekends...

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  19. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    So you're "familiar" with the English Collective of Prostitutes... well good for you, then! ;)
     
  20. stex

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    I have this feeling something got lost in translation somewhere.