The time is here and Armageddon is upon us. Batten down the hatches and sound the alarms. Draw your shades and turn off the lights. Lock up your daughters and other precious heirlooms. We are in the middle of a full scale SOCK INVASION.
They are everywhere! Socks to the left of me , socks to the right of me, socks in front of me volley and thundered. Brand new ones and others risen from the great beyond. Abandon all hope all that enter here. Lord help us all the end is near!!

 

yep seem to be a lot around at the moment

 

It's like being in that film with the guy with 23 personalities but this time is like lots of clones of him too lol
I personally couldn't be bothered with having to deal with sock accounts, this account is more than enough for me lol
But I guess it makes them happy having a gathering of socks

 

It is the destructive RandyKnight socks that are dangerous and counterproductive. To be a sock is one thing but to be a Randy is another animal and that fucking little creepy troll knows how to work this place to get shitstains like ass bubbles to follow his lead and wallow in his misery with him.

I am just about at my breaking point being stalked by that Randy fuck and he is starting to get far too creepy and now he is actually coming into places off the threads and needs to be stopped

 

This is why I pop in and out on here all the time. Sometimes I'm social and sometimes I'll just sit back and observe

 

I knew that the zombie apocalypse was true. It's finally happening!

 

You motherfuckers need to smoke more weed!

 

I wonder if I can sell my account to someone for a sock? If so, how would one put a value on it?

 

as few posts as you have in 11 years you might as well be a sock....

 

Now that's a sock!

 

I guess you could list it to find the market value....

 

Gull darn socks give guys like me a bad name.

 

I'm almost longing for the days of Pussy Patrol's family of socks.....they had an inkling of style about them (well almost).

 

Obviously a sock trying to deflect attention away from himself. You know how I know?

I've gained valuable insight from observing Stumblin' Man, "The Mighty Sock Hunter!" Faster than a drunk with his shoelaces tied together. More powerful than the beer breath of that same drunk the next morning. Able to wipe out foot odor with less than a half a can of OdorEasters!


I'm just kidding. I know Seafoam isn't a sock.

 

If the lunar eclipse affects the socks this much, can you imagine what the solar eclipse will be like? Where is the safe place @shootersa talks about? I'm locking myself in there until it's over!

 

Someone needs to call the toe truck and clean up this joint.

 

It's a "toe" truck!
See, this wit in Seattle decided to turn an old junk tow truck into a "toe" truck.
Get it?