My sister, who is still pissed off about me giving my home address to somebody on here... asked me what I bring to the fight if somebody from XNXX were to show up here.

I went down a list, and I said this what I bring to the fight.

Height : 5 ft 11
Displacement : 245 Pounds
Armor / Propulsion / strength : Solid Muscle
Maximum Dead lift : 3,457 pounds
Maximum Bench press : 600 pounds
Maximum Arm Curl : 250 Pounds

Punching power : 1,150 Pounds per square inch

Armament : Two, 14 inch fists, two size 13 boots.
Two, 2 and 3/4 inch Maxillary Canines, Two, 2 and 3/4 inch Mandibular Canines, Carnivore teeth.
540 pounds per square inch of Bite force.

Maximum speed and range : One and half miles, at 12 miles per hour

Background : The Streets of Philadelphia.
Fighting style : Wild Animal / Wrestler / Slugger

 

Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

Life ain't a video game, kid.

I especially loved the multiple thousands of pounds deadlift. Pretty sure nobody in the world can do that.

 

Strong people like me do it all the time in competition, fool.

 

No you don't. You're confusing this with Second Life.

3,000 pounds is more than a fucking car, you idiot.

Just looked it up. The world record is like 1,100.

Boy must you feel dumb right now. You should go bench 600 lbs to get the frustration out.

 

A train that I pulled weighs a lot more than 3,000 pounds, you idiot.
So bring your fucking big mouth here, I invite you try it.

 

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Pulling a train is not the same as deadlifting a car.

Oh, and you've never pulled a train.

Now excuse me while I laugh at your bitch ass for thinking you'd have any shot against me.

Then laugh at myself for the above statement. Jesus you nerds make me sound like Dwight.

Just no, kid. No. You wouldn't do a fucking thing, and you'd thank your lucky stars you didn't. I'm not some dangerous dude or anything but I'm a hell of a lot more than you.

 

Lol wait.... Did you just claim to be from Philly?

What neighborhood? Without Googling.

You drawlin, kid. Just totally out of your damn mind.

 

'The Mountain' from 'Game of Thrones' set the deadlift world record at 1,041 pounds

 

Is someone gonna get a dirt nap?

 

You people crack me up.

You watch way too much TV.

 

The OP reminds me of Baller16!
Some of you would remember him.
I am not a pro, never had any training.
At 140 lbs I pressed(military) 340 lbs, I strongly believe I could do 400+
Single arm curl(so far) 175 lbs
I would like to get some pro training, I am not too old yet, we'll see.
not bragging here, just my two cents
Now I will let you have at each other again.

 

The OP is an Azriel sock. Predictable as fuck, too.

So are the bitch ass responses towards people other than him from certain members here. Really sad you call yourselves men when you throw catty digs.

 

wait, this is a much better meme for the OP:

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For those who haven't caught on.... the OP is a sock of most likely that loser Azriel created entirely to fuck with me. I should've realized this when the nutter PMed me before he'd made a single post but it was made obvious with the "Streets of Philadelphia" comment.

Last time I checked, Philadelphia isn't in Iowa.

Not that any of this really matters. Just a sad charade by an even sadder loser.

 

WalkThisWay/JPT's deluded rants are awfully amusing.

I can just imagine dude shouting at trees in the middle of a forest.

 

You guys are fucking funny af