I'm glad to see I'm not the only one to get the joke.

 

hahahahahahah....Fuck thats funny! :excited:

 

once again thaught you knew me

sunday is just another day of the week i dont follow the bible ruels of sunday is the day of rest

and I stand by what I said to DIESEL DICK

 

ok.......

It's your life.

 

hehe thank you babe

last time I checked it was

 

Aright, this is seriously just a group of really rude ways to make broad generalizations. Even though some things on this list have tidbits of advice that will help you get a guy off, they're worded so poorly as to be offensive.

Our new "sexpert" seems to have some socialization problems, and clearly is working from a very small sampling group. Namely, himself. If he had any in depth experience with human sexuality, this list probably wouldn't exist. I have decided to just blow him off, and ignore his future threads, and I recommend everyone do the same. Clearly, he is just a troll.

 

You are quite clearly no idiot but neither is the OP a troll...He's putting up funny (in my opinion) threads to keep us otherwise bored forum members entertained. There's only so many rate my cock/my pussy/fuck my mother/peeping father threads you can stumble upon before you want to jump out a window! Now get a life Red and stop being so fucking serious about every question/comment on this forum....

 

I agree with suze3221. I haven't been a member of this site long and have spent time looking through old threads just about in every forum on here (there was an issue with my confirmation email, so I couldn't actually post). The number of Is My Cock Too Big; Small; Curved; Straight; Bendy threads intermingled with the numerous Am I Gay; Bi; Straight; Human; Alien threads gets very lame, very quick. Nice to see some humour for a change. If you don't get humour, it's in the dictionary between humorous and hump

 

I stopped reading at 12
>_<

 

Let's look at the header for the sexuality section of the forums shall we?

I'm sorry that your solution to the monotony of inane posts is to encourage more of them. In the meanwhile, no I didn't think it was funny. Sorry if I missed the joke, but oh well.

Anyhow, I try to post things that are relevant to people's sexuality, and I'd much prefer an intelligent post with tongue in cheek humor, than whatever this amalgamation of sexist generalizations is supposed to be.

 

I did read these lists as tongue in cheek humour. Now take a deep breath, and re-read bearing in mind that the op isn't giving out advice, but sharing something to bring a smile into your otherwise ordinary and smile-free day

 

Well, I've been doing my deep breathing exercises, and I think I must be all smiled out. There's nothing in that post to indicate that the OP is joking, and even if there were I specifically am interested in intelligent posts about human sexuality, which include tongue in cheek humor. not inanity disguised as humor.

Don't worry though, I have a different taste for humor than you but it doesn't mean that I've had a smile free day. I got to test a fun sex toy with my girlfriend. The toy isn't even on the market for another several months. in fact, it hasn't even been announced yet. Believe me, my face hurt from all the smiling.

 

I'm with you on that. I have a good sense of humor, but the demeaning and sexist list does not get at my funny bone.

 

I just think if it had more thaught in it then it could have been funny but its just sexist garbage.

its ok for guys to say lighten up its a joke but sexism is not funny

 

agreed

 

I agree, sexism is one of the big social problems, no matter which gender it's aimed at.

 

Oh, God I give up! :wall: Look through most of the threads and you'll see just how serious they are...Porter is a prime example of sorting the wheat from the chaff...Most are idiotic 'dilemmas' on here so forgive me if I don't take it so seriously...

 

i just think the list is misplaced. What the OP should do with it is to get copies made and give it to a woman before the first date. That would at least get the information to the females in his actual dating pool. Of course, how many dates he would get after they read his criteria might be an issue.

Edited to add: Am i the only one who found it ironic that an alleged male (sorry, i'm picky about who i will call a man) declares that the female orgasm is overrated?

 

its cute you think hes actually dateing in the first place

 

totally. any MAN would strive to give a woman her orgasm(s) before he finishes.

haha totally agreeing with you there