At a friend's house to borrow a pair of shoes for an event. (she has a closet full of them. Imelda Marcos wishes she had this shoe collection)
She's trying to pull a box out of the middle of a stack on the top shelf.
Everything came crashing down. Including (apparently) her husband's collection of gay porn and sex toys.
It wasn't like I could pretend I didn't see it.

 

My wife brought a guy home late one night after work. She worked at a restaurant and picked this guy up in the bar after the restaurant closed. I didn't know what to do or thinks. It was very awkward at first, until she told me that she wanted to fuck him. That was the first time I really got to watch her fuck another guy; however, they didn't know I watch. He was embarrassed to do it in front of me, so I had to go into another room. They did it on the living room floor. There was no door so I pretended to go into the bedroom, hid in the hall and just peaked around the corner. She told me everything later while we fucked, but I never told her that I already knew what happened. We discussed this occurrence a lot during sex for years afterward. It made for great sex.

 

No!.......but my mum did!

She apologised and left the room.

 

Went for massage, been there before
90 minute turned from $120 to $140, ok
After 40 minutes of the most brutally terrible massage
"I make you cum twice yet you pay now"
Paid her $50 and she lost, "way more than that"
She tried to negotiate yet I held firm
She stormed out of the room
I dressed and left
FFS, having a cocktail now and relaxing

 

My wife had a gf over to drink and party with us.. friend went to the bathroom; wife asked me to go check on her.. came back to passed out wife..
So I went back to her friend for a blow job.

 

My second husband got into a gambling debt that he couldn't afford and convinced me to have sex with the guy to get him out of it. When we arrived at the guy's host, he was hosting a poker game with a bunch of older gangster looking guys. He took me to a cot in the same room and starting having his way with me. Before I knew it the rest of them joined in, taking turns while my husband stood and watched.

 

Woww lucky you I wanna watch

 

Every day, every day.

 

When i was entering my ex-wife's newly 18 year old pussy the night of her birthday. I never directly asked, but my physical advances were never rejected. As I stretched her tight pussy, she cried and hollered so I had to strangle her to shut her up so she didn't wake her sister. I came in her and left her there on my couch leaking and used.

 

A few times - various circunstances. Possibly the first time - her mother caught us fucking just as I was cumming in her. She said when you have finished I want to talk to you both.
She sat us down and wanted to know all the details about how long and what we had been doing together. She was a little surprised when we both told her how extensive it had been.
Another time a daughter found me fucking her mother. I had fucked the daughter the day before and her mother found out and unbeknown to us she had heard us. She diddnt say anything then but rang me to find out how long it had been going on etc.
I told her I would call and discuss it. Not on the phone. Things got a bit specific and she she became more curious - particularly after she found out I had fucked one of her (married) friends.
That was too much and she offered to let me fuck her.(divorced)
After that I continued to fuck the mother - not the daughter - the daughter would have nothing to do with me after I spent that and a few other nights in her mothers bed.

 

I was in my room in just my underwear with a pretty good hardon. All of a sudden my door opened and in walked an aunt by marriage walked in. She was like oh sorry, didn't know you were in here and I could tell she looked at the huge bulge I had and smiled and stared for a moment then turned and walked out

 

The first time I was ever watched during sex was kind of weird. I was in high school and was fucking my girlfriend in a bedroom at a friends place during a party, when I looked over and saw my buddy and his girl standing in the doorway just watching us. I just kept fucking her as I looked at them. They watched us for a few minutes then smiled and went into the next room.

I’ve been watched a few times since then, but I’ll always remember that first time.

 

My neighbors husband catching his wife giving me head after a long, drunken party. I recall going over the next morning to apologize. She ended up being my first FWB. No, I didn't finish that night. We had been quietly flirting all night and one thing led to the other. It didn't help that I was holding her bra.

 

Probably a more scary than awkward day-in-the-life:
One hot summer day, I was assigned to deliver an ins reimbursement ck to a woman named Judy. It was a long drive into the inner city.

Even though I wound up getting somewhat lost, it wasn't a big deal. I'd parked a block away (Thank god!), so it wasn't a far walk to her house when I figured out where I was.

Upon ringing the doorbell at the correct address, Judy opened the door. I was quite surprised, almost speechless when I saw her - and not because she smiled at me. Judy was close to 6 feet tall, large boned, and was wearing a blue, sheer mesh top that went to her thighs and a matching blue bikini bottom - and nothing on top.

As Judy ushered me into her house and into the living room, I did glance at her date-sized nipples. They were erect. I also couldn't help but notice that her boobs were very large, but kinda sagging and floppy. Outside of that, I thought she was very pretty and sexy and gave her my best smile.

We sat on the couch and took care of the paperwork. When she was signing off, I quickly glanced around the room. It was nicely furnished and very neat. I could see a stairs in the distance and a hallway that led into the kitchen.

Anyway, after we finished with paperwork, we started chatting... And, as they say, one thing led to another... I eventually wound up on my knees, with my head between her plump, soft thighs, licking pussy and sucking her whopping clit.

After a few minutes, Judy laid back on the couch and spread her long legs. I eagerly pulled my pants down (I was in commando mode due to the heat) and mounted her. My hard cock slipped right into her very wet, slick pussy.

As we were both enjoying ourselves, we were suddenly startled senseless when someone banged very loudly on her front door. About a second later, an angry voice hollered, "I know you're in there!"

In severe panic mode, I jumped up, pulled my pants up, and headed down the hallway. Meanwhile, Judy slipped her bottoms on, went to the front door, and opened it! I immediately heard, "Where is he?" Then I heard what sounded like a couple of guys running up the stairs. That was about the last thing I heard as I opened the backdoor and ran out into the (Oh no!) fenced backyard.

Well, I sucked it up and vaulted over the fence, but landed in her neighbor's bushes. (Ouch!) I rolled through them, 'til hit the ground, got up, and started running, again, to my car.

As I drove away, I did feel victorious, but only for a second. Sweat was pouring off me and my now limp cock drooling pre-cum. My shirt was soaked in sweat. My khaki pants were grass stained. I also smelled like I had taken a bath in pussy juice. Judy's pussy juices were all over my face and cock and balls. How could I go back to the office like this? My supervisor - a female, whom I had dated on and off would go berserk. The rest of the story will have to be continued...later on.

 

I caught my nephew looking at some old polaroids of me that my ex-husband had taken. They were pretty explicit and he was masturbating.

 

Having to tell my best friend that his girlfriend was trying to rub my cock behind his back, literally while he played video games!

 

Buying plan B with the same clerk that you bought condoms at an hour ago.

 

Hanging out with some friends at their house when I realized they wanted to fuck and I wasn't part of the plan!

 

Getting a full contact lap dance from a very cute stripper, when she all of sudden says "I know you! You live next door to my boyfriend! You have the little dog and the cute wife!"

 

I've had more than my share.
Once it's done, it's done.
I try to move on.