Looks aren't as important to me. It's what I see from her heart. But I am attracted to women with dark hair, dark alluring eyes, and a smile that can light up the sky. The rest of her is just frosting on the cake. What I see from in her eyes, will tell me everything I need to know about her. That's what makes a perfect woman

 

Honestly I can't just name one. There's so many. It would definitely be with any old time comedian, I just can't name one. But I would just love to pick their brain, and find out what makes them tick.

 

I thought there were 7 or 8 spokes? I really don't know the true meaning behind it, if there's any. But I've heard it has something to do with Boston being the hub. Kind of like where all things got started. I really don't know.

 

It's only wrong when you don't

 

Asking the real questions here @shadowfap !

 

Dude. That's bold.

 

One hand washes the other

 

A good blowjob for one. Maybe because we tug on it, jack it, pump on it, there's many terms used. I'd like to know why they refer to a penis as a Johnson, a dick, and a Bishop? And what's with slapping little Johnny behind the ears?

 

Was Jack Johnson a boxer?

 

Oh, I forgot, see below.

 

They definitely show off your package

 

I stay away from GD. I take enough well deserved shit here as it is. About slamming your cock in a dictionary? Of course it's gonna hurt! What's wrong with you?

 

Yes but how bad? I’m not talking about my nuts mind you

 

I never went around slamming my cock in the middle of any book. But I think it would hurt like fuck, like you're doing to me right now Try it and tell me how it was

 

I don’t think I have the balls

 

If you do you better make a Gif and post it. Lmao

 

I'd take her! Seriously?

 

That might would depend on who "she" was for most people. Who is she?? Now i am curious who he had in mind. Tell us tell us!!!

 

You're getting ahead of yourself @Sweetpassion . I didn't say where I'd take her

 

Oh the possibilities!!!

 

There's not too many jokes I don't know. And I know the joke you fucked up. She takes off all her clothes and lies down on the bed, and tells him, take what you want! He grabs the TV and runs out the door

 

How could you ever resist?

 

This is a ask Jack thread

 

Are you asking me or Tommy?

 

We could keep this up...you want to?

 

Are you asking me or Tommy? Because I can do this all day

 

Disgusting

 

I know it's clity litter or something. But it's still disgusting, hahaha

 

Somehow I knew you would have heard it!!! CLITTY LITTER!!!! BWAAAAHAHAAAA. And is better in liquid form, although could be marketable on the chip market in dry form......maybe we could call the flakes "Lay'd" clitty chips! Nobody can eat more than one!?!!

 

Most people say nothing but shit. Speak a lot of shit. They like sitting around shooting the shit. But one thing you should never do! Is shit where you eat.

 

I'll tell you exactly what they told me. This is a restricted area, go back. You will be shot if you approach any closer. Go back and blow him somewhere else, go back.

 

I'll take this as a question. You didn't miss much, believe me. You did miss some fun, but that's about it

 

I'll catch up

 

The fucker should be dead by now. But I think the guy lived a pretty good life, and had a well laid out plan. Just my thoughts.

 

The ultimate case of sticking it to the man!

 

I thought they figured who he was, sometime this year.

 

Simple for you maybe? A shit load I guess? He's a stoner after all.

 

OOOOH, shit load and weed are never refereed to anything I know, United States customary units and Herbs are my forte

 

I'm certainly not a professional, in any kind of field. But I do happen to be a very good judge of character. And I happen to be questioning yours right now

 

I like this question!