disclaimer: its takin along time to go home but mommas not breeded yet so your not missing nothing!

Mongo Moose fits In me After All!!!
Plus (bonus!) the Sad Story about the Wolf that Ated Honeypussies Daddy

if you ever rode piggyback on a MooSe in nitetime u know how boring it gets (yawny) and when your bored what do u think of? Right! gettin porked by a moose!

so i called down to mOngo (cuz i'm over his head piggy-piggy) "Hey mister xactly how bigs that log of yours anyways?

"log? huh? Oh you mean my whoopy pole. Geez I dunno moose size i guess"

duh.

they say once you get tupped by a gigantinormous MOose you never go back! But boy are they dumb as logs.

so now i use my wiles cuz i'm a first spring doe & i'm very curious about cock. "so like how humongo xactly? its the hugest log i ever saw i think."

"yeah well u shoulda seen my daddy" says huMongo
(daddys are always the biggest)

so i said let me down i gotta see. like i gotta get home cuz mommas got compny but i just wanna see mongos big Log again.

And plus heres a cozy spot with lollybushes & kittyninetails & the stars were so prety & no one for miles around but me & Mongo moose (bff secret: i wanna have his babies even though i'm just a damselfawn and he's a big ol' bull but mostly i just gotta see his log up close and maybe kiss-kiss the gooey purple nob

That giant bull lets me down & rolls over and up goes that boffo fuck pole! Jeeze my neck hurts lookin up at it!!!

i climb up on him and look up at it from underneath, its taller than a tree! "gawd how big is this thing?

"i dunno" he says again duh
i gotta kiss it! just a little kiss and a tonguey too

Mongos cock is so huge! its bigger than my whole Daddy! And plus the gooey white spermies are oozing out all warm and globby! oh boy is this gonna be a tasty treat!!! "sheesh its so beautiful! but like no really how huge is this cock anyways?"

(shruggy) says Mongo

so I kiss it again and i'm like jeeze u know? When u can only count to 8 its hard to measure the cock on a big bull so you compare it to forest stuff and i'm like

Is it big as a canoe?
0r a fireplace floo?
a tree-size bamboo?
a boy named Balou
or a elefant poo?
a volcano too!
​

(sometimes a mister's fuckpole is so hot sexxxy and gobblable that u just gotta sing right? i know i do!!!)

mister i love your cock but i don't know how any girl can take it. This things too fuckin huge for me just like Momma says.

he says "Missus Cow handles it alright lordy can she ride the pole allll day"

ya well snaps to her i guess that cows alright if your into booty fatter than Bald Mound (that fat old tramp so fucked out her hole has a echo sheesh

"yuck yuck yuck LOL" says Mongo "you such a sexxy l'il cockslut ain't cha baby, yah huh huh huh you get all jealous! Hot damn bitch you make me all rannndy when you get mad as a horny l'il poppet at the missus!!!! Shit! You so hot! You makin me so harrrdd baby! Theres somethin I gotta do to you, dang bitch, you ain't gonna like it too much at first but you'll come round at the end i promise! I gotta do you baby! I gotta get this fucker IN YOU! Yeah! Yeeaahahhhhhh!!!!!!!"

geeze i can tell" i says lickin that poll gosh your so hard i can feel it throb on my tonngue! Your missus Cow shes so lucky!

"yeah she a good ho i guess, he says" but I ain't had no fresh babyfawn poontang in, oh man, I forgets, maybe never. The missus ain't around, what she don't know won't hurt her, and tonite baby I need somethin sweet hot an tite!!! YOu an me bitch! Yeah!!!!!"

sorry mister i'm only barely growed up, we gotta take it slow, but like i'm soooo in love with your monster girlfucker cock, i gotta suck it can i try? Can i suck your cock and stroke it like i do to DaddDy til you cum in my mouth hole??? I gotta taste your sperms, can i? Can i suck and swallow mister??? prety please with razberrys?

"suck it? what you mean you sexxxy pussie with yo mouth? Yo mouth on this gristly thing! Shit! skanky!!!!! Damn bitch dats fucked up!"

"whassamatter mister? Your missus never sucked your cock before?"
"Shit ho! You for real! Yo mouth on this thing! Gnarrrrly!!! Spooky! Sounds unnatural!"

"oh no sir mister, Momma showed me how to suck daddy til the sperms blow and its like ugh! All gooey spooge in my mouth and up my nose! But I gulp it all down like a good girl and then i lickk up all the yummy puddles!!!"

"yeah well i dunno" says the huge mister, what a shame all growed up a huge bull and never got a nice blowjob from his missus?! what a world i don't get it

so now i open reallll realll wide no nibblies & i can barely get that treetrunk pole in my mouth! Hes like whoa shit wow that make me feel really funny & his cocks pumpin now so i guess he likes it but only a couple hoofs long will fit in my throat hole! jeeze is this thing a monster, he's gonna snap my neck if he aint careful but screw it, Momma says you gotta serve the man come what may or whatever

'oooh fuck yah thats good ywah oh man my balls are all tingly"

"See i told you i can suck it

"yah you sure did fuck what a hot little slutty cupcake bitch! Get that yap over here an open wide! Gimme that hole! Get back on that thing you sexxy little skank ho! You hot feisty babyfawn! You kinky bitch slut!!!! yah man that mouth feel so tight an hotTTT!!! Yeah shit i can feel it shit here it come"

hes all gooey now an I'm strokin it "mister you sure you wanna cum in me? YOur gonna boff my Momma later remember, you gotta save some"

"Yo momma as hot as you?"
"Sure! My Momma taught me all about makin a mans balls feel good, i could make Daddy cum before i could walk!"

"yuck yuck LOL well don't you worry that sexxy tush, she as hot as you i won't have no trouble! i gotta nuff cum for both o ya."

"well okey dokey"

so now that big monster mooose He's humpin my face and he's swellin up ready to blow!!!! BUT who comes along and spoils are honymoon all yowlin and crashin thru the kittyninetails, that stupid nasty WOLF that ated honeypusses DadDy!!

"Oh fuck you dog" says Mongo "Perfect timing as always!!!!! Stupid mutt!"
"don't let me interrupt! ahh fuck I'm dyin. I'm dead. I'm a done dead dog. Fuck me. Grizzies suck!!!!"

"Quit yo yowlin, wolf! Shut up less you want some mo. See this? You see this fuckin shit? Lookee here att this kinky fuckin babyfawn with thes sexxy red bow! you see this huh? Look at my fuckin dick! Check it! My fuckin dick! In this slut's teenytiny mouth!"

"congratulations" moan groan yowl, bitch bitch bitch

"You ever get this treathment? Huh, you mutt? See me fuckin this little tart in the mouth? Take a seat mutt yo I'll show you how a ho takes cock proper"

"fuck that" says the yowlin wolf "ah fuck oh my head oh my tail oh my ass fuck fuck fuck"

Hey dog shut up says mongo "Siddown and shut like I told you, can't you see I'm bangin this little tenpint ho?"
And the nasty ol Wolf says "wtf you blind fucktard moose i don't give a fuck bout you or your ho"

Mongo pulls outta my throat (all droopy ) "fucking rackit, can't concentrate get outta here dumb Wolf"

"Yeah" i yell (i finally got my mouth back lol) "what you doin here anyways! That Grizzybear pulls you off Honeypuss an you think i'll spread for you! Fuck that and fuck you! You ated honey pusses DadDy and spit out the bones like she says!"

"No ain't! Dumb cunt i's framed! Mistooked idetities and whatnot! Asides i just gotta message."
"Message for me? What message you dumb Wolf!"
"Not for you, cunt! For your boyfriend this bull MOoose! From his Missus CoW"

Mongo's like "Huh? A message from da MissUS? For Me?"
"Ya dimwit"
"Well lets here it mutt"

So the Big BaD woLF says "Missus Cow says you think you all o THAT and you's tappin dat tawny lil bobtail slut an you can forget comin home no mo! The doors locked an you can cry yo sorry ass back home to Momma cuz you aint gettin no mo o what I GOT no mo! fuck you bull, fuck you! Quote unquote."

Sounds prety thin to me

but i guess the wily WOlf is prety good with impresions cuz my new Bull MOOSE boyfriend is like "ho shit, me's in big trouble." So maybe his missus really changed the locks?!?! That fuckin hag! well my boyfriend don't deserve her an he can do lots better!

so now me an my new boyfriend we're lookin at the stupid ol mutt and what a gawdawful mess. So I'm still up on Mongo's belly strokin his monster log (maybe it'll get all ranndddy again) and I'm like "Jeeze you stupid Wolf your a fucked up mess, I knowed that grizzybear give you a whoopin but you runned off like a wuss so what happened?! That Wolfs got bloodies everywhere an furs pulled out, ears all tored up and crosseyed and his tails all bent and he might even be missing some tooths! that abominabable grizzybear sure got all o him!!!!

"Fuck no the grizzy didn't do none o this! I had that paunchy lug right where i wanted him!"

(yeah right) "okay so who fucked you up then?!"

"Well I stepped back, to gather my strength u know, and then i'm on my way back to give that goddamn grizzy a big ol piece o' butthurt, and fuck along comes his missus!"

LOL "You got trashed by a girly Grizzy?! ROFL!!!! STupid Wolf!

"don't laugh you gaddamned doe! That She-Grizzy's bigger an' badder than the first one! Look a me! Didn't that fuckin Grizzybitch blame ME that her hubby's down the path bangin that dumb slut fawn Honeypuss!!! Me! He's the one bangin the doe, and she blames MEE!!!!!! An' look a what she done! Ript my furs off and smashed my nose an' I think my tails broked!!!"

It sure is but that ain't the half o it! What the hell did that grizzymama do to you, WolF!"

"Yeah well u know somewhere in there gotta hold a my leg an she flung me in the bramblythorns and don't you know i fell ass-first into a goddamned bumbly bee hive! Fuckin ten thousand bumbly bee stings everwhere! an I'm like fuck this and leap out an don't that grizzy get my tail and fling me right into a bunch of gaddam SKUNKS!

"Huh. You don't stink like skunk. Thats the one thing i didn't guess!"

"Yeah well i leaped right away from them fuckin skunks didn't i? I can catch some air when i got to! But then where the fuck did i land? Goddamn my fuckin luck! Straight plop on a big fat fuckin porkeepine! Caught that motherfucker pocupine straight in the knot an' balls! Fuck me! Of all the fuckin goddamned luck!"

"Huh. I wondered why your balls and your weiner are so spiky."

"its the goddamn porcuspines ain't they! Lookee that! fifty zillion goddamned fuckin sporcuspines straight thru the fuckin nuts! Fuck it kills! WTF? What I ever do? Whys everone gotta pick on me!!!! Me of all people!! Woudn't hurt a fly!!! Why's this shit happen to me? Gaddam it!"

"Well serves you right for eatin honeypusses Daddy and spittin out the bones for one!" Stupid wolf! Eatin' people and now he's whinin?!

"I tol you you fuckin no good bitch I never ate no pussies DadDDy!!! Its a bum rap! I'm totally inncocent!!! Blamed for nuthin!!!"

Huh well let's get a look at you roll over you dumb wolf"

"Fuck that. leave me, I'm done for! Balls all skeweered, screw it, damn it wheres the crows when u need em'

(giggle) Mongo hold this stupid wolf down maybe we can pull the porcuspines out?"

Mongos like "yeah whatever" and plops down right on the stupid wolf's neck and he's gurglin "fuck what now you people SUCK! Juss killl me already! FUCK!!!"

"oh shut up dumb wolf" (giggle) its yore own fault hold on i think this one'll come out" and I grab hold of the nearest porcuspine quill right thru his pecker (its so funny) and hes like "Noooo! Ahh fuck don't touch it!" "Shut up wolf take a deep breath I'm gonna give it a tug!"

"Noooo!!!!!" and he yowls like crazy and out it comes! POP!!!! (Blood, yucky!!!) Theres still zillions of porcuspines but one less!!! "See that weren't so bad was it?"

"Your fukin killin me!"
"Well your too spiky we gotta gettem all out!"
"They went in easier somehow! Fuckin stupid doe! Just leave 'em in there I can live with 'em!"

But I grabbed another nasty one (icky) this one right through the wolfs ball bag! "Bite down on somethin Wolf this is really really gonna hurt! Hold him down Mongo, hold him tighter"

"okey dokey"

"No doe don't!" yaps the dumb mutt and I give this procuspine a yank with all my strength til it rips right out! (and theres more bloodies too ick!)

Well it was hard work pullin out all them porcuspines but this wolfs no use to no one with spiky balls right? And some spikies are like run right through his balls but they gotta come out each and every one!

Boy did he wake the whole forest! But i don't think he minded too much cuz with every spikey i pulled out his big ol' cock got harder and harder!

"Stop your complainin wolf your likin it i think"
"Bullshit let me up fuck this no more"
"you can't fool me wolf you gotta prety big woody u know"
"fuck i don't just a reflex"
"huh? (shrug) your poor balls mr wolf we gotta make sure they still work

Mongo says "Hey what about me" and how can i deny my new bull boyfriend? So now doesn't Mongo (still on his back) lift me right up and plop my tiny cunty slit right down on the tippy top of his pole!

"It ain't gonna fit mister no way no how"
"Sure it will bitch, that hole o yours can stretch" Not that much i don't think but what do i know?
And my new bull's pullin me right down on his gigantinormous tree trunk and the wolfs like "Shit man its goin in I'll be damned that feel good?'

"Yeah man the best" says Mongo my new boyfriend
"Get more in" says the Wolf
"I dunno not much more will fit"

And here i am on top o that giant cock and do they ask me? no! and my belly's all crampy and i look down and that big ol' log's bloating my whole belly! How'd it even get in there?!

The Wolfs like "yeah that look good! Hey fawn me too get to work" well that Wolf he got maybe seven more spikies thru his balls but I can tell he really likes havin 'em tugged out (some misters are into that, who am i to say???) So now Mongo's plowing the big fat burlybough of his into my cunty belly-full and the stupid Wolf's raising gawdawful hell with every spikie I yank outta his balls, but I can see that angry red cock o'his swelling up like its ready to blow all over us!

And then with the last porcuspine spike RIPPPPED outta his ball bag doesn't he blow a gallon of hot doggy cum straight up into the air and its like SPLAT all over us! Dog cum everywhere!!! And my bull's like "who lookkee that, nasssttyyyy! awww shit i gotta cum too! here it cums deep in your womb hole!!!!"

"Yeah, yeah you bull! Pound me deeper! Fuck me bull!!!! Fuck me! Breed meee!!!! oh fuck i'm cumminggggg it feels so gooddddd!!!!! Fuck me harder! Fuck me!!!!!!"

Wolf's hissin "give it to her!!!! yeah!!! do her!!! fuck her!!!! yeah, yeah, yeah!!!"


"ooooohh gadddamn! so tighttttt babyfawns is the best! yeah cummin!!!!! take it bitch, take it you little slut!!!!"
"uh huh, uh huh!!! breed me mister! i can take it! gimme your babies!!!!!"
i don't know how much he gived me. Gallons i guess
"On second thought" Mongo yells "I don't think i gots no mo for yo Momma"

Fuck my Momma, i'm all growed up and I can make my own choices!" But its really REALLY late by now!!! And i gotta be gettin home cuz Momma has compny! So off we go, me all growed up and fuck to the max, me and my 2 new boyfriends!!!!

 

BUMP!

My first ever! Bully for me!

 

disclaimer: in this one i'm fucked by a dog which i guess is kinda unnatural so close your virgin eyes or whatever

Boyfriendz are very Demanding

Now we're going home me, Mongo and my new boyfriend the nassty Wolf (yeah he's a wolf but i sorta gave him a blowjob so hes my boyfriend rite?) and besides the Wolf he wants ta fuck Momma too so hes taggin along to my house

but we might never get there probbaly cuz he's horny and he can't wait and its a girls job to give her boyfriends balls lots of nice feelings!

"hey Moose drop that dang doe i gotta give her a poke

i'm gettin a piggyback on Mongo cuz i can't walk no more its been a long day and everones fucked my brains out and my legs don't work wtf

but before i can say nothing Mongos like "okey dokey" and drops me on the grownd right on my fluffy tush and that nassty Wolf he's on me in a instant with that big dorky fuckpole of his

"lift that sweet ass girly you gonna get it and get it GOOD!"

"i can't my butt is sore and my cuntie hurts inside "

don't fuckin care! Gotta fuck you NOW!"
"but i'm really sore inside mister! i gotta rest & whatnot
"you rest after bitch! now your gettin my cock! raise that cunt! do your job! bitch!"

so he yanks me right up in the air and fits me right on his big gooey prick. Ugh. I'm all slimey down there from before so it goes right in easy as you please but it sure do hurt! and he's pumpin like a animal and does a girl really gotta get treated this way on a first date?!

"mongo you gonna let him do this to me?!!"

Mongo the dumb lugs like "Dunno, fun to watch

So here I am bent right over in the dirt and that nasty old ,bastard has a foot on my head, i'm pinned down with my tail in the air and hes pounding me fast as a ,goddamned brear rabbit with that big fat knot of his and don't it just figure if that stupid slut honeypuss just took her fucking before like a good girl i'd have just one boyfriend (Mongo Moose) and i wouldn't be in this mess!

speakin of which whatever happened to honeypuss?! Last i knew shes gettin bashed to pulp by a giant horny grizzybear!

its a crazy day and what a crazy nite too! Maybe i'll never see Momma and her compny again!

Mongo's gettin into watchin "hows she feel wolf eh? Prety fuckin good huh?"

"Tightest hottest snatch ever" says the scaliwag on top o'me. Gonna juice her in a sec, sexxy hot little bitch serves her rite!"

"damn right" says Mongo Just what the slut needs, when she needs to be fucked you gotta fuck her
"too true" says the Big Bad Wolf

"Say mister its startin to feel rreally nice i feel like i gotta cum"
"not without permission you aint' says the bastard fuckin me
"mister i really gotta so can i cum please"
"fuck no don't you dare!!!!

Mongo Moose above us is like "Say there wolf I know your a cold bastard an all but you ain't bein no gentlemen"
"To true I's just pullin her chain hey babyslut you dumb little doe tramp you can cum i's just kiddin
"thanks mister, ohh, ,ohh, it's cumming i can feel it gosh oh i'm all kerfllooey!"
"you like that slut"
"uh huh thanks mister it feels so good
"you like this big cock don't ya?
uh huh i love it i love gettin fucked

cuz really Mongo Moose he's the hugest ever and he only got a little in me really but this bastard Wolf he's doin me all the way to the balls and there slappin my clitty so good!

i'm so fucked out i can barely see! (and plus its dark out) but i can see Mongo's cummin to a stand now too and jeeze we'll never get back to Momma's compny if he starts workin on me too! "Oh no you don't Mongo you gotta save your ball load for my Momma!" Yeah your rite I suppose" he says

Now the wolfs shakin from head to tail and that fat knot o'his is bloatin my whole belly out, , i guess its his turn now for sure!

"jesus fuck you nassty Wolf! HOws that thing growin so big! Its splittin me in half!"

"damn right ah shit here it comes" and hes shakin from nose to tail all tremblin, ,when a dog shoots his load he cums from head to toe thats for sure!

"Ahh fuckin shit, oooooohhhhh, given you a whole Litter o'Pups!!!"

"I don't care ahh shit your gushin gallonsSS!"
"Yep thats the only way, flood the bitch thats my motto"
LOL he sure did!

So hes still humpin me and i'm all warm and glowy and a bellyfull of hot doggy cum so I'm like "really mister is it really true you didn't really ated honeypusses daddy an spit out the bones?"

"Ahh fuck, who can remember? " he says "guy gotta live don't he? don't remember half the dumb bastards i ated."
"oh well" i says to my poor little self "you sure do know how to fuck a girl"

"we're all good at somethin" he says

yep we're all good at somethin and thats the truth! "Well sombuddy pick me up an get me home,, my Momma can't wai9t to meet you! And off we go to Mommas all-day breedin party!!!

 

disclaimer: when your gettin DP'd by monster logs its easy to lose track of time!

HOneypuss lets Mister Wolf finish Raping her From Before
and she gets a SpankinG for Bein a Bad Girl!!!

u know how time just flies when a misters got you by the hips and he's just in his own little world bashin his meat in n out like a machine? Well thats what happened to me! Times two! Little ol me, smashed to a pulp by Mongo and that nassty wolf.

Well Mongo just watched at first you know, savin his load for Momma, but i guess he got tired watchin me getting boned by the Wolf so he needed a turn too. And me so slishy-sloshy back there, ,gosh well youve seen Mongo right? I took his whole lovepole in my wee baby cunty! (What choice does i have?) it was like givin birth i guess which i don't know really but I spose i'll find out soon enoughh

anyways now its nighttime for sure and we're not far from home but maybe we'll never get there i suppose

and who came down the path but u guessed it honeypuss! My very own bestest playfriend! (kissy-kiss huggy)

"Sheesh girlfrend (says i to mine own friend honeypuss) i thought youwas gettin raped to death by that ginormous grizzybear!"

nope hes just a cuddly teddy and his pongo feels so juicy in my tummy! And plus we stopped on the ways and he bought me a prezzie see! And rite there on her pretty head brand new sparkly bobbly bling! (cuz the wolf broked her last bling) And this new bling's so prety!!! Over one ear a googlyeyed daisybug and over the other ear a cute teddy that says "Fuck-Ho for Grizzys!"

That honeypuss! Boy do she work fast! Fucked just 8 minutes ago and already gotta prezzy! lol that girl

well where is that grizzy anways? left you all alone some gentleman" (thats the nassty Wolf and whose he to talk?! hes my boyfriend now and no prezzy for me rite?)

Honeypuss says to my new boyfriend Mister Wolf "I'll back off if I was you grizzys still mad at you he says he'll snap your stupid neck if I told him to!" she looks up at me (i'm piggyback on Mongo's tippy top) n says "Whatchu doin with this Wolf anywys? Didn I tEll you he ated my Daddy & spit the bones all over the place?!"

"Yeah" i says "well umm mistaked identitys & whatnot, and asides hes sorta my boyfriend now cuz he gave me puppys."

"Huh" says HoneyPuss, "I thought you was with Mongo."
"Umm right (blushy) well its complicated

then honeypuss says to my other boyfriend Sir Moose "you outta be gettin home, mister, cuz you got bigger problems with Missus Cow"

"so i heard" grumbles Mongo MoOse.

HOneypuss is like "she gived me a message (Missus Cow) it says "You tell that no good sumofabitch he best stay away if he like dem balls o his whey dey at! Cuz i'll bite em clean off iffen i see him roun here no mo! I am Dee You En DONE wit his hairy ass! His Momma can have im cuz i ain't given him NONE o that! Cuz i ain't no fool neither!!! An you tell dat fancy homewreckin babyfawn (meanin me) I ever see dat ho down da lilly pond i'll stuff dat fancy twat wit my whole foot!"

So i look down at Mongo and I said "you should go i think cuz i don't want Missus Cow's foot up my cunty. Asides, I'm almost home and Mister Wolf will take good care o me

and Mongo's like "I ain't goin home, i's invited to your compny rite? First i gotta tap your Momma cuz she sound like a mite fine lady

(rofl one track mind, misters!!!)

so that reminds me "say honeypuss you Never said whatever happened to your new boyfriEnd the Grizzy?!" (cuz Wolf wonders too lol)

"Oh he's around who can keep up?!" She looks this way that way, bobbly bling bouncin around over her ears (so cute) "Mister Grizzy says he smelled somethin abominababble and then he runned off inta the woods, nose n' hackles all up, he'll come back (whatever) Say do you think maybe your stupid brothers are home?"

"Yeah (lol) probbably fuckin Momma! Lets go find out were almost there
"Okey dokey" says my playfrien honeypuss

So now all four of us are going back to my house me on MOngo's tippytop and Honeypuss down there with Wolf and he says "say fuckdoll we started bisness we never Finished"

"Yeah well i got enough dick for one day " she says (so coy)

and he's like "Yeah I'll be the judge" and sticks that nose o'his right tween her legs and says "mmmm baby what a hot tangy cuntsauce you got, mmmmmmm that poonhole smells great. Get a load baby, check out the size o'this dick!"

Honeypuss just had a grizzybear but whatever, all girls are butter on the pole of a smooth talkin mister, and anyways honeypuss was raised rite and she knows how to be a good girl around older misters, ,she's like "Yeah whatever its a pretty good prong ya got there, its gettin pretty hard to."

"No it aint you sexxy little honeypot i ain't doin it, you doin it baby, this horny ol fuck pole it needs YOU baby! LOokeee! look at it! Taste it honeypie! Taste that thing! Mmm, ,taste that gnarly cummm!"

I'm like (giggle) here we go again! (i gave the wolf a blowjob a couple chapters ago and once you give a guy a blowjob they want there dick sucked all the time! now he took a shine to sexxy honeyPuss and we'll never get home

and Honeypuss a proper lady bends right over on the ground, chin on her forearms and ass up for fuckin! We might be first spring does but honeypuss an me we learned propper manners!!! "Okay whatever mister you're rite I guess you never got to finish in me before!"

"Damn right I didn't! Fuckin slut! Cockteasin bitch! Left me high n' dry! I ougttta spank your naughty ass!"

"Yeah spank me if you have to mister I deserve it"

I think I will SMACK! (ouchie) SMACK! (oh mister Wolf I'm sorry) SMACK SMACK! (i'm sorry mister i'll be a good girl i promise (SMACK!) go ahead mister put your cock in I'll take it i swear (SMACK) sorry mister go ahead fuck me deep i'll squeeze your cock and give you lots of nice feelins i promise (SMACK) gosh your so mean your skinnin my poor tushy! (SMACK SMACK SMACK) oh its goin in i can feel it past my bellybutton how you gettin it in me so deep (SMACK) geeze your killin me oh its so big (SMACK) not so hard misster not so hard (SMACK!!!) "ow! cut it out! fuckin hurts!"

so now my newest boyfriend is fuckin and spankin my best playfriend and he's bonin her so good her hole legs are gooey and its so much fun to watch! Poor Mongo's gettin ideas now & he's like "shit i don't know if I can wait for your Momma" and now doesn't he dump me on the dirt and mount me like a frog on a bug!

and i guess it woulda gone like that all night just the four of us but now who comes smashin through the bramblies and hollyberries and roarriin like a blizzard! But the ginormous GRIZZYBEAR honeypusses new boyfriend! and he roars right past us into the woods again! and we can here him in the woods roarin "Run!!! RUN for your Lives!!!!!"

The wolf rips outta Honeypuss and he's all like "Oh no!!!!! Ohhh no! It's the Grizzy's Missus come to eat me dead!" Which is like, duh, cuz its Honeypuss she's after right?!

But then we look where the grizzy comed from and theres all trees fallin over and boulders crashin and we're all like WTF?!

And all ,,4 of us look up at a tree bendin right over and a giant white furry foot smashes into the trees, fluffy snow fir as tall as the sky!!! Bumblin right over a mountain and crashin to earth so hard he shook the whole North Pole?! Wtf!!!! And the Grizzy comes outta the woods again and hes yellin "Don't just stand there RUN! Its the ABOMINABLABLABBBLE SNOW MONSTER!!!!"

 

disclaimer: meanwhile back home Momma still has compny


Momma geTs a Special Greetin a Hollyday All to herSelf!

While we was gettin attcked by the ginormous abominababbale Snow Monster, there was Momma way past midnight now and she still has compny!

Boy look at Momma go!

Theres Momma on the snuggly straw nuzzlin the wangs of her darling boys Nut & Boff (remember them? home safe and sound and still up way past bedtime!!)

An ol GnarlyKnob from down the hill is drillin his boner into Mommas sloopy cunt hole. Ugghhh ugghh ugghhh" says ol Gnarly Knob! Tongue out all slobberin!

SaY Paw" Momma yells "How many mores"

"Line all the way out the door" says Paw (maybe a little disgusted but too pooped to care)

Bucks as far as the eye can see, pongos stiff and ready for ol GnarlyKnob to finish in Momma and give someone else a turn!

Momma says "Gaddangit I never been fucked so much in my hole life!!!"

Ol GnarlyKnob says "Unngghh Unngghh here it come whore, fillin you with a bastard"
"about fuckin time" says Momma (what she really wants is another doe for Daddy to play with but whatever"

she takes her poundin and goes back to sucklin the weeny dicks o' her darling boys Nut & Boff and sure enough Boffs humpin her face like mad (way past bedtime & still rannndy), he's gonna cum in Mommas eyeballs hes not careful

Then Ol Gnarlyknob gives a huge grunt and collapses on Momma (antlers everwhich way what a mess) "there you go" He said

Some other mister shoves and pushes "my turn" and slams right in mommas cunthole doesn't even wait, now Mommas doublestuffed lol

and the ol coot down the h9ill Gnarlyknob says "thats good shit fuck felt good yup"

"Glad ya like it says Momma" gettin a blast 2 seconds later from her darlin Boff right in the eyeballs sheesh

and the other codger tappin Momma says "say what time is it anyways way past midnight i guess

"Huh" says GnarlyKnob i guess Happy Mommas Day then"

Momma says "Whut you goin on about?"

"Mommas day ya brainless bitch! Its a special day fer Mommas."
"What like Chrismus?"
"Ya shore. Like a hollyDay u know"

"Huh" says Momma. So she yells cross the house "Paw!!! You know is a HollyDay? For Mommas? "

"Well Dang if that don't beat all" says Paw

"You got me somethin special I hope"
"Ya" says Paw (LOL) "I got ya somethin special! Line o'dick all the way down the hill."

"Huh. Fuck it" says Momma "Special Mommas HollyDay and my fuckholes empty as ever, some Momma I am"

The mister humpin Mommas hole says "This one'll catch I promise"
"ya shore" says MOmma "heard that one before"

But now theres a huge commoshun out side cuz here we come runnin for our lives and a giant furry mountain, the ABOMinababblee SNOW moNster, chasin us with his giant claws! Well Momma gots more compny comin if she wants it or not! That for shore!"

 

My head hurts from reading this thread, probably from all the brain cells dying! Still I always suspected that animal planet and natgeo weren't telling us the full story about the secret sex lives of deer (and their friends). Thanks for giving us the real deal Clarise. By any chance if one was to separate all the capital letters would it be some kind of code or something?

 

lol!

if you notice brain cells dying you defintely have too many!

and no secret codes (not intentionally anyways)

 

disclaimer: sometimes ABominaBable Snow Monsters are just misunderstanded Bumbles but not always so think twice before you show him your cuntie!!

Me n HoneypuSs Got Smushed by the AbOminBaBaBle SNow MonsTer!!!

U know when your chased by a grizzy you just gotta be fastest right? Well same thing when a mountan size 2 legged fluffball crashes over the trees roarin like a blizzard and sharp tooths 2 daddies tall!

So we all runned for our miserable life (duh) and our boyfriends (all growed up) runned faster and before you know it Mongo Moose gone! Stupid nassty Wolf gone! Honneypusses giant grizzybear boyfriend? Yup! Long gone the stupid doofus!

& whose left?! (3 guesses) Thats rite poor litle me n Honeypuss! Starin up at this gigantinormous tree size bumble with mongo size claws and those huge razor tooths & hes all like "RRRRRRRRAOOOARRRRRR!""

sheesh

Then dosn't he lift a humongus fluffy leg and this giant house size foot over our heads (big yello claws on his toesies too) and that SNow MonsTer gonna smosh us flat!!!!! (and eat us too but who cares if your smoshed??)

hoenyPuss says "goodby crool world!" & i just shut my eyesies (cuz your sposed to shut youre eyes) and at least i didn't die a virgin rite?

but now all a sudden theres this voice behind the MOnster and hes like "theRe you is you stop right there young man!"

we know who that is! so I bilink at my playfriend and she says "omfg" and were all like "hey thats Rudy the first spring buck with the huge swolled up glowy red pongo from Salt Lick Rock!! and doesn't that Rudy come right out between the snow monsters giant fluffy legs & hes like "you stop right there mister"

"RROORORRRRAARRR!" Says the ABombinababableBumble!

"Enuff o that" says moosedick Rudy "u got me in enuff trouble already!

So I'm like speechless & so's my playfriend, Rudy just a first spring buck is bossin around a giant Snow MoNster? And whys he in trouble or somethin?!

Then another voice behind the Monster "Rudy ya idiot i Told you hold him down and you let him runned off!"

Rudy says "I'm such a misfit"

And now this goofy little doofus comes around, pointy toes and a green hat with a pooty bird feather and blond tufts

So now Honypuss says "hold on pause who the fuck are you?!"

the the pointy toe dude say "I'm a elf"
"a what"

Rudy says "hes a Elf, his names Hermy"

i fall on the snow laffing and Honeypuss is laughing her prety head off (bling bouncing around) "hermy, hermy, hermy"

"spermy hermy"
"sperymy hermy"
(happy dance & singsong)

Rudys like rolly eyes

And the elf says "not spermy hermy its just Spermy (fuck i mean Hermy) and I'm a Elf but I want to be a Dentist!"

But then the AboMinabababable SNOwman reminded us theres a Monster to cuz he yells ROARARRRARARARRRR!"

And Hermys like "You stop it and don't runned off no more!"

"yeah you listen to Hermy" says Rudy of the Glowy Rod "you been a very bad boy!!

The SNOw MOnster yells "But my toof hurts!!! Its killin!"

"So just hold Stil, Hermy'll fix it all beter cuz hes a pufessional"

"No he aint" cries the sno Monster "hes just a fuckin Elf an he pulled out the wrong toof!"

The green pointy boy says "No sir I didn't just almost, this time i'll Pull out the rite toof for sure"

"No you won't leave me alone I want my Momma" (wailin like a baby lol)

"YOur momma left you on the porch at the Noth Poll so you gotta Trust me I'm a dentist"

I'm like tappy-tap on Rudy's shoulder "umm, like hello?! the monster wnts his momma?! really?"

Rudy says "shhh he aint' growed up he's just a bumble"

Me an' honypuSS look up at the Snow Monster tall as a tree mountan of fluff and we're like "coulda fooled me!"

"Well you think hes big you shoulda seen his momma" (shruggy)

So now Rudy & Spermy Hermy roll the giant fluffball on his tush all sprauled out on the snow lol and Spermy Hermy climbs upon his head, he pulls these giant silver pliers outta wherever (his bunghole i guess) and hes like "you open that mouth right now mister'

" no way i don't wanna its gonna hurt"

"I'll count to 3" etc etc so now hes pokin around in there with a hammer, tap-tap ding-ding like a bell on his toofs lol and he says "Ahh ha just as I thinked, its the Lower Side Pointy Bicuspid!!"

The Abominababables like "No it ain't no Bicustard! I told u its my fuckin toof you dumb fuckin elf!"

"well just hold still its all yella so i gotta yank it out by the roots n all!!"

"the fuck you will fuck you!"

Spermy Hermy calls down "hey you guys hop up here we gotta all hold him down to get this toof out!"

So moosedick Rudy hops up on the monster's fluffy chest and me n' honeypuss on his belly and we're like whoa! look at the size o' that babypole! Cuz the Bumble's pongo is like (i dont know) like 3 daddys tall! Straight up like a tree trunk! & sperm-nuts as big as 4 porkeepines rolled up in a ball!

"wow" says honeypuss
"gosh" said yours truly

"thats the biggest thing i ever sawed"
"and hes just a baby snow monster?! geeze how bigs it gonna get?!!!"

"its too big already"

we're kinda fraid to touch it (honest)

Rudys like "Hey you 2 gonna help hold him down or you gonna just make googoo eyes all nite?"

(jealous jealous!)

UP there on his head Spermy Hermy gots those giant pliers & hes like ok here i go out comes this toof! you guys hold him down, distract him or somethin

but Honeypuss (all distracted herSelf) she's like "those veinies on his cock there as thick as my leg"
"ya look it em throb wow that cocks bigger 'n my hole daddy plus 2'

"I gotta kiss it" says Honypuss

And the Snow MOnster hes like "hey what re you 2 girls doin down there!!!"
"Nuthin we're jus lookin" (kissy kissy)

"No you aint don't touch it down there thats private!"

But its so excited and so are we boy i'm just gushin! Oh boy! I gotta touch it too so I squat over his big giant ballsy nuts and tickle 'em with my fluffy bum, slip-slide on his ballsy sack with my gushy cunty!

"You leave that alone! Hey Elf make 'm stop there doin stuff down there'

"Good job" says Sperrmy Hermy keep distracti9n him I gotta yank hard and twist this fuckin toof!"

(well ok if we must)

"Say honyPuss you know how the boys make us into a sandwich?!?!"

"Yeah but theres only one snow monster"

"No you stupid gash, WE can do a sandwich on this Bumbly snow Monster! We can sandwich his fuckPOle! Your cunty on one side my cunty on the other side!"

"Great plan playfriend!" so we put it into action! My chubby pink cuntylips rub up and down his cock on one side, Honeypuss on the other up-down up-down with her sloshy wet cunty! And honest even tho we can't get it in (he's just a little boy monster but he's way too big to fit) boy do those throbby veins feel good in our cunties! NOthing feels better than rubbin your cunty up and down the shaft of a rock hard monster cock!!!!!

"Hey! Hey! Stop it! Don't touch that there! That's private stuff My Momma says!"

"Your momma ain't here young man!" I'm molestin him! lol its usually the other way around the boys molest the girls but whatever! "You just lay there and take it silly boy! Won't kill you! ya might even like it!"

"That's bad touchin! You can't do that! That's where I pee! Aint Right! I'm gonna tell!""

Stupid sNow monster never cummed i guess (whatever) don't know whats good for him! Me an HonyPUss we rub up and down harder, up an down that humongous cock pole! And all this white precummy goo runnin down! I guess the fluffy snow moster he's been storin it up a long time never learnt to jerk off i spose

"Rub faster" says HOneypuss "Up 'n down, ,get the whole thing, I gotta try somethin"

"What are you gonna do Honeypuss"
"Gonna try to get on top"

The Snow MonstEr's knob is big around as a tree trunk! Whats that HoneyPuss gonna do up there? She'll never fit, ,thats for sure!!!

"You'll broked your neck you try to climb up there" and she leaps n falls over nearly brakes her neck
but don't you know bumbles got them giant claws an i guess hes likin the nice feelins in his balls now cuz hes not complainin no more an he picks honeyPuss right up in the air with them claws "whooaaaa holy shit!" she yells an he mashes her poor cunty right on the gooey knobhole o' that giant tree size pongo of his!

"Ohhh, oohhh, RRRRERRARRRR, says the Abominabbable Snow Monster, "You girls is doin stuff to me! Its feelin funny! Ain't right! Waht you doin to me!"

Now Rudy's pullin the monster's mouth open, and Spermy Hermy's yankin and twistin that Bicustard Toof, and I'm strokin that giant daddy sized Love Rod with my whole chubby tush, and Snow MOnster gots Honeypuss clenched tight inn 2 huge fists jammin her wet cunt on his gooey purple knob and ,his monster cock throbbin is ready to explode! Until POP!!!!! out comes that giant yella toof! and WHAM Honeypuss gutted on that cock right up her stretchd cunt all the way to the neck! and SPLOSHHH! the monster balls explode and snowmonster cum sprays everywhere! into Honneypuusses preggo womb and back out again all over us

Oh oh oh you killt me dead!!!!! Ahhh ggahhhdd you fuckin elf! you gaddam fuckiin fawns what you do you killt my balls! what happend!!!! Ahh fuck I'm dyin I'm dyin! Fuckin sick twisted deers! You killin me! I want my Mommy! I'm gonna tell I swear!

But he must like it I guess cuz he snatches me right up too! I'm in one giant claw fist, HOnepuss in another! And he pulls her off his cock and slams me on his knob, cunt first! "OH fuck!" splits me in 2! I never been so full! then he pulls me off an Honeypusses turn, he bashes her right down and mashes his hard, smushes her all the way on his giant pole balls deep! Then he rips her off & its my turn again! And he never even gets soft even though he just cummed. Pulls me off, now he jacks off with honeypuss for awhile! Then my turn again

"Oh fuck the end is nigh for sure" says Honeypuss

"Me too he turnt us into fuckpuppets!"

"I'm a fuckpuppet fawn" says ,honeypuss
"me too"

Hermy Spermy's all covered in snow monster cum and Rudy too, and the two goofballs each get an end o' that giant yella lower pointed Bicuspid and hold it up like a caughted fish but I think me an Honeypuss caughted somethin lots bigger!

But its still our fault. Figures. The stupid snow monster still bumblin "Oh,, oh fuck what you girls is doin to me! Ain't right! Your sick pervert fawns! You wait, you wait til I tell!"

I don't know. Maybe its our fault, who knows who cares, we never been fuckpuppets before, my wombs all bashed in, and so is Honeypuss, now hes all trembling again (the pulled toof forgotted i guess), his balls are pullin tight and here it comes, & I'm the on one his fuckpole this time, smushed on his cock to the balls and hes like "you sick fuckin bitch fawn, what you doin to me, your doin it again, all your fault! oh fuck oh fuck make it stop" but it don't stop he just strokes me harder up and down that pole, clenched his fist like a helpless fuckdoll and then SPLOOOSH a whole gallon gushes inta me and sprays right back out everwhere. "Ohhhh, OHHHHH, ya killt me again!" wails the stupid snow monster and he stand ri9ght up, i'm still stuck to his cock danglin off it like a cumsock! Jeeze!" And he's still hard as a rock!

"Maybe abominababble snow monsters stay hard forever" says Honeypuss.

I'm yanked off that cock in one fistclawed tug and now its honeypusses turn to be a fuckpupett fawn again. Yeah,, maybe that tree sized cock does stay hard forever?! well i guess we''re gonna find out!

 

disclaimer: maybe snow Monsters keep there hardons forever (whatever), so if theres a naked Snow Monster around, don't show a girl your little pee pee cuz she might not be impressed

Life is Simple if Your a Stuffed cumsock
(theres Funny Stuff all over the Place)


so hear i am a mere fawn. And my playfriend Honeypuss to. Just a skinny minny first springtime doe. but does the Abominababumble care? Nope. He gots me in a one-doe grip with a giant fistyclaw, and my playfriend in the other fisty claw, and hes pumpin honeypuss up and down on his monster cock! Stroke stroke stroke up and down like a fuckpuppet fawn! lol!

i gotta watch my playfriend get gutted cuz its my turn next! he just cummed before but his ginormous cocky won't go soft forever i guess (whatever)

Now hes pullin my bff off his fuckpole again, oh no like its my turn now, geeze when that treetrunk goes in me its goin all the way to my froat! Theres no room for it in there but hes gonna bash it in anyways! (when your a cumsock you got no choice)

hes marchin thru the snow, pumpin me up and down on that bongo of his, and honeypuss in his other fist a tasty treat for later, and shes like "fuck i'm all hollowed out from my cunty to my neck! What he do to me? Gutted me and bashed all my stuffin out i guess"

shes a hollowed log an' I'm stuffed with a log! Bash, bash, bash! Up n down on his cockpole! Just a fuckhole for a snow monster's cum!

the hole time hes followin Rudy (the misfit buck with the glowy red pongo) and Spermy Hermy the dentist whose draggin the pulled-out pointy bicuspid like some kinda trophy or whatever

The Abomabumble he's like "Hey you guys why we goin this way my snow caves the other way, an my Mommy an my beddybye an my stuffed gerbils"

Spermy Hermy says "oh shut up an follow us, keep your mouth shut, i pulled out your stupid yella toof didnt i?"

"did ja? I forgot" (so busy boffin me n' honeypuss he forgets all about his toofake

"dumb bumble yeah see i got your dumb toof right here dumb fuckin asswipe

the mouth on that elf! and a feathered pootybird on his hat an everthing!

whats he so mad about?!?!

(turns out... spoiler!!!!.... Spermy Hermy the dumb elf got his nose out a joint, never got payment! EVerones gettin laid around here but him!)

now Abomabumble's pumpin' me harder (like all pissed off) an he's like "hey now! Hey you fuckin elf! Hold the fukin phone! that my toof?!

(draggy thru the snow) "Yeah its your toof what about it?"

well your gonna put it back in ain't ya?"

"no i ain't puttin it back in! We just got it out! An its mine now!"

"Well i'm goin home, wait til Momma sees what you done to my mouth!"

Rudy says "first we gotta bring the babyfawns home"

the who?"

"Idiot the two fuckpuppets your wankin with! The three hole does! They live right over there an' asides theres a party"

"Thats right" i says "My momma she got compny, she wants a preggo belly so Pa can get a new babyfawn to play with"

"Yeah?"

"uh huh so she has compny an shes gettin banganged by the whole forest til she gets knocked up proper"

Rudy says "Say ya think your Paw will let me try ta knock up your Momma?"

"You can ask" (shruggy) (wait'll Momma sees my boytoy Rudy an his moose sized glowpole! She'll jump right over Paw if she has to!!!!)

Hermy Spermy says "well what about me? Can I bop your Momma too? I never dipped my wick in my hole fuckin life"

Honeypuss laffs "(rofl) you? dumb pointy-toe misfit elf! lol"

Hermy Spermy says "No girl ever kissed my pee pee" (mopy-frown)

"and no girl ever will ya prancing flouncy-pants"

Honeypuss shes laffin her head off but Rudy (such a nice boy) hes tryin to smooth it over "yeah like really, never got your dicky wet? Don't you guys at the Noth Poll got girl elfs n stuff?"

"oh sure" says Spermy Hermy "pretty girlyelfs with skin-tight leotards stretched over there cupcake boobies n' pokadots, an plus they ware thigh high miniskirts and fluffy white hems n' no panties under neath n' there cunties and bungholes on show when they bend over! An when them girlyelfs do the splits, jeeze they leave puddles shaped just like there cunties! And there all giggly an boycrazy n' they suck cock ever chance they get"

"Well what you wanna fuck a doe for then? With all these girly-elfs runnin spreadin for all you guys?"

(mopy) they don't wanna misfit dentist elf like me

(Now AbombaBumble rips me off his boulder sized mushroom-top with this bone-crackin YANK an its Honeypusses turn to get gutted again) an shes like "oooohhh fuck will this never end"

(nope i guess)

so i take over

"Momma never said no to dick in her hole life, so come to my house"

"I don't gotta single chance, no girl want my little dicky i don't think"

"well lets see your pee pee than stupid little elf"

an Hermy Spermrmy blushes like a pootybird an looks up at poor Honeypuss gutted to the froat by that tree size log an he puts his little handsies in front his stupid jerkin pantalloons "i don't wanna show ya you're gonna laff"

"Oh go on show the girls Hermy" says Rudy (who has a truly noble pongo, nuthin like the AbomaBumblle but much biggern my Pa so who can complain????

"Easy for you to say" says Hermy like a whiney little baby "You got that big grizzybear size pongo, they'll laff at my weiny"

So now rudys like "girls you gotta promise don't laff when Hermy shows ya his pee pee."

Honeypuss (half dead probbly) groans "my uncles taughted me every penis is special"
"Yeah me too" sayeth I, "a girls job is to respect every penis and give every ballbag lots of nice feelins no matter how small"

"Cuz ya never know which sperm'll to the job" adds honeypuss
"Thats right."

Hermy Spermy scratches a booger under his nose an he goes deeper blushy and he tilts his pootybird hat and he's like "i don't know i never showed a girl my weeny before"

Rudy says "they won't laff"
"promise?"

"yeah i promise doofus! girls your not gonna laff at Hermy's piddly are ya?'
"No never"
"uh uh cross my heart til i'm dead"

"see they promised so unzip whip it out doofus"

So now Spermy Hermy drops his giant snow monster toof (roots an all) & he turns around all knobbyknee an he unzips his green suede pantalloons an he fishes out his wee little pinky

me n' honeypuss we're tryin' not to laff

but the giant AbominaBumble drops us on our butts and rolls on the ground laffin his head off so now we're laffin too

Rudy he's stampin his foot kinda like pissed off but who cares?!

Spermy Hermy (redder than ever) is cryin boo hoo hoo "i knowed you guys would laff my weenies too small its not fair!!! "

So now the AbominaBumble picks him up all the way to his tippy top "Here piggyback" says the Bumble and he scoops us up in his arm n' carrys us by our skinny butts (cuz whose walkin home now after gettin gutted by a monster log?! not me n' honeypuss, we'll never walk rite again i figure!"

Rudy says "Thanks Bumble, follow me we gotta get these girls home an I guess we better get Spermy Hermy laid too while we're at it (grump)

Now Hermy way up in the sky says "whatever no girls ever gonna suck my pee pee thats for sure! i hate my pee pee i hate myself i hate girls most of all! Hey Rudy don't forget my toof!

"Oh Right" so Rudy goes back an gets that bloody yella toof cursin up a storm, and hes dragging the dumb toof thru the snow an the Bumble follows him, carryin us back up the last hill to my house an my Daddy an Momma's compny!

 

disclaimer: never bring a boyfriends home if there bigger than your Paw


Sleepover at My House

So now like the AbomaBumble putted me n Honeypuss down on the fluffy snow cuz its not good for a boyfriend to meet a girls Paw when he got her stuck on his cock. Makes the wrong impression.

and plus there a crowd outside, young bucks, old geezers, lots o' goofballs and all totally nakid. well like i said Befoore its a party! We ain't even in the door yet an Rudy runned off with some prety little missy with a sloppy cunny and cum all over her face

but Spermy Hermy hes scratchin his head (pointy hat all tilted and pootybird feathers everwhich way) an hes like "oh gosh look at everbody engagin carnal innercourse n stuff"

Honeypuss shes like "lol thats not Innercourse or whatnot they fuckin!

Hermey (eyesies buggin out) "looky them 2! My virgin eyeballs! don't he got his peter in the wrong hole?!

Stupid elf gots a lot to learn, we gotta get him a elfette girlfriend or somethin sheesh

Honeypussy says ta me "if no elfettes aroun maybe we can get the nassty Wolf ta banggang Spermy Hermey in the ass" But the nassty Wolf hes long Gone, and Honneypusses Grizzybear too. And what ever happened to Mongo Moose?!?! runned off I spose, Scared off by the Abomabumble

So now we get to the house and i'm like "hey Paw! I'm home youre darling Daughter! And I brought a playfriend for you to fuck!" (thats Honypuss shes game for my Paw trust me )

But who comes out first (you guessed it) my stupid brothers Nut & Boff, they got woodies for Honeypuss I guess n there like "Hey there you is we figgered ya got ated by a snagglytooth cougar or wahatever "

"yeah so you runned off n let us get ated to death thanks a bunch" says Honeypuss but she'll fuck em in a minute anyways (lol)

now Nut & Boff look at the huge fluffy white tree trunk aside us and the greeny pootybird topped goofball standin beside it nad there like "wtf are you some kinda elf or somethin?"

"I'm Hermey and I is not a elf, I was a dentist, see I pulled out this yella toof!" an he holds up the bumbles pointy bicustid toof that he pulled out before.

Nutt says "cool but theres no elfettes here or nuthin"
An Boff says "Spermey Hermy no one needs no stupid elf around here"

"my names just Hermey not SpermyHerme" (weepy sniffile)

"well what you cryin about whiney little mary elf! spermy hermey sperMy Hermy"
"I'm not a spermy an my names not Mary!"
"spermyhermy mother virginMary!!!"

that Nut & Boff they can really get goin an before u know it your ready to jump off a cliff!

Here comes Paw behin my Stupid brothers an I'm like "Hi Paw its me (kissy) an I broguht a plAyfriend like I said

"Huh here you is all growed up jiss 1 day n already a floozy out all hours"
"yeah" (kissy) but I'm home Now & look i brought you a playFriend

Paw checks out HOneypuss an hes like say ain't you that 3-hole doe from up Bald Mound"

"Thatts me an my cunnys old enuff to make babys so you wanna fuck me an nock me up?

"I juss might" says my Paw an hes like "Well yous good girls thats for sure, so anyways whats all this ruckus, whose the little green faggot with the pootybird on his head?!?!"

Honeypuss (sidles up to Paw an kisses his big ol hairy ballbag) "Thats just Spermy Hermy hes the Dentist we found and we gotta find some moose to teach him how to submit to bull cock in his squeaky little butthole." (HermySpermy crys "No sir do not i wanna girlie elf not some bull or whatnot fuckin my bum! Aint right")

Paw yells Nut! Boff! Make yerselfs useful! Go take this elfy Dentist or wahtever an find someone gonna learn him how ta be a good little assrape boy!"

So my stupid brothers laffin there heads off drag Hermy thru the snow in the house and Hermy Spermys like "I'm a man elf! I'm not a assrape boy! Levae me alone! Get off! Don't want dicks in my butt! Let Go! Let Go your very bad deers!" etc etc

now theres a huge "RREERRRERERERROOOOORRR" above our tippy tops n Paw looks up the giant fluffy white tree trunk legs and the giant purple cocky stickin out and a giant fluffy head all pointy toofs

And Paws like "so whose this giant Ambomabble Snow Monster or whatnot?"

I'm like "Aww this heres my new Boyfriend his names Bumble n he cored me like a apple an Honeypuss too"

Paw (still gettin kissed on his ballbag by Honypuuss) tweaks her puffy nipples n says "You poor little missy, got your cunt stuffed by a Snow Monster did ya?"

"Yup an he nearly killed me dead"

"Well come on in Missy, u can tell me all about it while I stuff my cock in that cuntyhole of yours, let ol' Paw give you a nicey-nice cunt massage an' cummy balms whatever & make it feel all better

my Paws a smooth talker, i guess thats how he got my Ma

Speakin o which now its just me an the AbominaBumble so we go in, follow the line into Ma's room an' I'm like "Ma where you at? (can't see passt all her compny)

But I here her inside "Hey that you ya little forest slut, finally come home ain't ya? Gett in here lets see that hole o' yours, see if ya got yerself laid like i said"

"oh yeah lots Momma i'm a well fucked doe!"

so me an the AbomabBumble come in and what do we find?! You guessed it!

Mommas sprawled onn the snuggy straw gettin boffed in all three holes by (lol) our lost boyfriends! The Grizzybear (boffing my own Momma in the cunty) and big ol' Moongo Moose (bonin Momma in her gaped fuckd out asshole) an none other than that Nassty Wolf! Humpin Momma in her mouth hole!

"There you guys is!" i yelled

The Nassty Wolf looks up at the Bumble an says "You stupid bitch you brung that Snow Monster to a party?"

"Sure a present for my Momma" says I

Momma looks up an shes like "whoa" Well yous a good girl like I always said, always thinkin o' your Momma! Hey Mongo step aside you had three cums already, i gotta try out this Snow Monster, cuz he's a comin home present an' all.

Mongo Moose look up an grumbles "well don't that just take the biscuit

(theres always a bigger cock in the forest i guess)

Well u know from the last chapter, when that Aobominable Snow Monster gets goin he won't take No as the answer n' so forth so he just pushes Mongo Moose aside an says "So your this girlys Momma huh? Well she taughted me all about how to put this cock in a girlys hole so you don't gotta tell me what ta do i know how to do it"

Momma says (patty pat on the Bumble's cheek) I'm sure you do, my my you a big fluffy boy ain't you?!

"Uh huh an the girls say my cock feel real good when I bash it in hard."

"I'm sure you do, lordy lordy that gotta be the biggest hardest cockpole i ever seen, you just come over here get on top of me and push it all the way in like a good boy"

"Okay i will, i done this lots before an' I'm not scared or nuthin" (says the giant Snow Monster"

"I'm sure you ain't, does my heart good ta see a nice brave boy who knows how to treat a girl, ,so you just fuck me in my cunt as hard as you want, don't worry i can take it and no diff, don't matter what happens"

"Ok so here i go" an the Bumble rams that big blugger up Mommas cuntyhole with a huge heave (i coulda swore i heard somethin crack down there) but Mommas like "oh yeah, your a good boy, ohhh, juss like that, you just go as hard as you want,

So now we're all watchin, the Grizzy (still tuppin Moomma in the asshole) and that Nassty Wolf punchin his purple goopy knob at Mommas mouth while shes tryin to talk, an I'm just watchin my new boyFiriend the Snow Monster breedin my Momma and its such a pretty site!

An now Nutt & Boff come in, still draggin that stupid green dentist whose crying he wants a girlyelf, not some bull rapist gapin his asshole out, and there like "its gonna happin ya little queery elfboy so juss get used to it jeeze stop your whinin faggy little mary!"

"Oh" says Boff "There you is, Hey Grizzy get outta my Momma, let the Snow Monster have a go, we gotta job for ya!"

Grizzy stand up all black fur and claws, an hes like "Yeah? Job for me? What I gotta do?"

"This dumb elf thinks hes a dentist, wants a girlfriend or whatever, so ya gotta teach him how to be a obedeeient assrape boy."

"Sure i can do that, ya need me to bite his balls off or nuthin?"

"Thats up to you, he won't mind, he don't need 'em no more"

"Well okay then" says the Grizzy an wraps a giant paw aroun Mary Hermy's scrawny little twig neck. "Come on you, gotta learn ya how ta take cock up the ass liek the assrape boyelf you are!"

"No, no sir! I'm not a assrape boy! I like girlyelfs! Honest!"

"Not much longer ya don't. Quit yer bitchin, yer makin my ears hurt. Hey Wolf, get his legs, lets get this little fucker outside and dump him over a log so we can rape him in the ass!"

"No! No! I don't want it! Ain't right!"

(stupid elf)

The Wolf rips his faggy green pantyloons off an says "Hey lookit that little pee pee!"

"No bigger n' a clitty. Shes a girly fer sure"

"No i'm not! Can't help if its small! Its a boyelf weiny, i'm a boy Elf! I like girly elfs! Not bullcocks n' stuff"

"Well you'll like bullcock soon enuff that i promise you!"

So Mongo Moose, the Nassty Wolf, an that big ol' Grizzybear drag Spermy Hermy out back to learn him how to be a good obedieent assrape boy, n' Mommas gettin boned n' stuffed by the Snow MOnster, and nobody left for little ol me!

(I'm such a good matchmaker!)

But now Paw comes in with a few of his ol' friends and he says, "so ya little girly slut, ya pregger yet?"

(sigh) who knows its been a long day but i don't feel tagged yet

"Well me an' my buddys we'll help ya with that?!

"Sure Paw I'm always ready for my Daddy" an he's like "Yer a good girl like i always said" Then this 8-point Buck comes up an sniffs my chubby pink pooch n' says "ya remember me from the day before missy?"

i give his big hard cock a nice rub & i'm like "a girl never fergets her first cock, mister"

"no you aint, are ya? So ya ready for some more?"

"uh huh, i got boffed lots today but my cunty's nice n' tight again mister"

"ahh glorious youth! Well bend over missy, i gotta fuck you like a dog!" (giggle) my favorite way to get fucked!

Its great to be home again! Daddy and his friend are bonin me again an I couldn't be more happier! My cunty doesn't feel right unless its stretched deep by a big hard cock, but now I'm stuffed full and everythins just rite! Yay!!!!

 

This rocks

 

new chapter coming soon!

gotta decide though... the "girls" are now back home safe and sound... so now, what?

another episode starring our oversexed venison vixens? or dial it up a notch by changing the POV to one of the more sinister characters... maybe the nassty wolf and how he earned his bad rep?! would changing the POV ruin the groove?

ugh

if I were a writer it wouldn't be so tough to decide

 

So I am leaning toward POV... maybe the nassty wolf...

 

so hot !

 

okay, i was going to wait, cuz all this CAW bullshit keeps bumping good stories off the first page. But screw it. I'm posting another chapter. Here it comes.... wait for it.....

 

disclaimer: its nitey-bye time now so our advnture takes a dark turn, warning! starring the nasstiest wolf of all, the loniest alpha wolf that ated honypusses daddy! this storys told by the nasstiest wolf! And its about wolfs mostly but theres deers and stuff later

How My Pa Learnt Me how To Treat a Bitch Pup Whore

ya never forget when ya first learnt to pump fuck a tight hole. Pa found her (who knows where from) and dragged the cunt over an I'm like cool, a little bitch slut dumb as jackshit an we gots her all to ourselfs. Pa held the bitch down by her neck. I mean he clamped down hard an' pinned her in the dirt and he yelled "mount up boy like you seen your ol man!

my prick's so swollened up it hurt u know? I climb up over her ass, she's twistin back an' forth, fightin' it all the way but I'm twice her size an' with Pa's stranglehold on her head she ain't gotta chance in hell o' gettin away

An I'm on that bitch, she's cryin, her face in the weeds, blood runnin down her neck, an my cock hurts so bad its like gettin kicked in the nuts but now the knobs pushin in that tight chubby pink cunt an' ever inch i shove in that hole feels better an' better

ahhh fuck the deeper i go the better it feels, all that hurt goin away, ,this is what they been talkin about all my life, this is fuckin, ah goddamn it nuthin gets better n this

she's cryin "stop it stop it hurts no, no, no"

an Pa (still got her by the neck) he's hissin "shut the fuck up ya little slut

"he's killin me make him stop"

"Don't matter cunt! your a hole for my boy and when he's done its my turn! fuckin slut"

She's twistin and strugglin and she bucks right off, an Dad smashes a paw right across her head "hold still an shut the fuck up you'll really got somethin to cry about" an I look down at my prick all bloody, wtf the aches back (cuz i popped right out i guess) it feels so much better clamped tite inside her guts, gotta get that badboy in the bitch again, but goddamn whats all that bloood

pay it no mind boy, your just bustin her out, lookee you, rapin your first virgin hole, fuck boy i'm a jealous ol' bastard ain't i?? now get in there an' finish the job afore i finish it for ya!

Pa's rite, i got a job ta do, i ain't done yet, this my first time but somehow i knowed it, i ain't finished, she ain't fucked yet, thats fer shit sure, cuz this bitch pup whore gotta get it all!

"you gotta stop, please stop! I won't tell no one I swear!"

Two on one she don't have no chance, she's just a little thing all fluff an' bones really with a juicy pink quim, don't know where Pa found this little bitch, in the woods I guess, she got split off from her Ma somehow. Maybe she gotta Pa of her own, kept all the boys off her up to now. Well now her Ma an' her Pa there nowhere in site, no one comin to save this stupid little slut, dumb cunt well that's her problem not mine

now i punch it in and my cock slides up nice an' easy, she's all wet in there now, and Pa's yellin, "your only halfway in boy! Fuck that hole! Rape it! Rape her to the balls, make her your own damn you!"

I'm in as far as I'll go i think, Ma says i take after my Pa, I got what they call an alpha cock, an once i get in a girl she got no choice but to take it

"stop stop it i never done this" she's cryin, pathetic windbag bitch whore slut, well if she thought she was gonna flirt and tease all the boys thats just too bad, boo hoo hoo cuz my dad found her and this is what shes for

Pa yells "yeah boy yeah your all the way in, feel that cock o yours way up the cunts belly!"

"yeah Pa feels great, never knowed my cock felt so good"

"told ya boy, yer dick feels best clamped tite by a hot wet hole!! now fuck her, you know what to do boy, no one gotta show ya!

So now I start pump-fuckin that chubby pink sluthole, the other end's cryin and screamin and beggin, it just makes me more crazy, an now I ain't poppin outta this slut again thats for sure, my balls feel like there curlin right up into my ass, an my cock's so big n' hard in that hole I'm gettin this mother head rush

"yeah" Pa hisses inta the ear o' the cunt on the ground, "yeah, ya feel that knot in your guts, you little slut? My boy's so big in you he's bloatin your belly out!"

My fuckin knob feels like it must be bloated out biggern' my goddamned head, and that fucker's stuffed in this bitch pup's tiny womb! Fuck yeah!

"He's killin me, stop it your killin me!"

Pa hisses, "Yer momma should learnt ya how an alpha dick stretches that womb and breaks it in, yer Momma oughta know, I done fucked her too"

My Pa's boned all them stupid bitches, just like I'm gonna

Well now I'm so turned on, just a whelp meself this my first time an' all, well it came so fast i never even seen it comin', I guess Pa knowed it afore i did cuz he's like "yeah boy, yeah, don't stop, fuck her harder! Pump that jizz up her babyhole, knock her up with a litter

i didn't have time to think about it, my cock an my head explode all at once an i'm drillin that cum up her guts the best feelin' ever

"no no don't not like this don't rape me your puttin me in a fambly way!!!"

an i hear Daddy growl in her ear "no we aint, its my turn next an' when i'm done with you it ain't gonna matter"

LOL, fuck damn that ol' Pa, he gotta hell of a rep, he got whelp bastards all over the place but hung the way he is he kills off half the holes he taps! An he's all randy now an he says, "Ya think my boy's big, ya little halfpint bitch? Take a look at whats comin next, lookee here at this," an her eyes boggle out cuz Pa's got this shaft you won't believe, its a wonder the thing don't drag in the dirt, and when he gives it to a bitch she takes the hole thing an thats that

Now I'm done knockin up the bitch i guess cuz i can see straight again an' my cock slips out, what with all the bitches strugglin, she still ain't ready to submit, fucked hard an' everthing

"That feel good boy?" Pa axes me, "you feel all growed up, eh you all full o yourself now?"

"Yeah Pa that feels great, i kinda like her i gotta do her again!"

"Sure ya do, sure ya do, now its your ol mans turn, now ya learnt how to treat a bitch, you go get your own."

"But--"

"Hey! I learnt ya what ta do! Now scoot! Run on now an' find a girl a your own afore i beat your ass boy!"

I don't need ta be told twice, not by my Pa, so I runned off but i look back an' he's standin over the little bitch like shes a fresh kill an fuck damn I'm sure I'll never see that slut again! Sure i guess i raped my first hole but no ones ever gonna know, that is no one but me an' my Pa.

So i learnt the most important thing, when ya see a hole ya rape it hard, no mercy! An' the bitch is goddamn lucky if she lives to remember it, cuz alpha dogs rule and everone else is food! An afore i got outta earshot i heard this awful bitch scream, an I knowed Pa's learnin her how a little whelp bitch gives her man all she got to give! So now i gotta go an find a bitch hole of my own, just like Pa says.

 

That's one bad wolf you got there.

 

Yeah he's a class act! And he's raising a darling boy

 

Bump.

 

lol

thanks for reminding me. chapter coming! the nasstiest wolf learnt to find pickins for hisself!