Unexpected visit from my lady friend ! With some afternoon delight.

 

Going to the supermarket for my every-3-week restocking and finding everything I wanted - and hardly any noticeable rise in prices. Although I occasionally buy an eight piece carton of roasted chicken from the deli, and the price had gone from $5.99 to $8.49. At 6 bucks it was a good deal - not so much now.

 

Getting scolded via voicemail by the people at the storage place.
I went by this morning, and the gate was open when I got there, so I just drove right in without putting in my code.
After I left, I received a message telling me that driving in without putting in my code is against the rules, and if I do that again they are charging me a fee.

Ha! I'd like to see them try!

 

Happened to Shooter!
He told the opie that the next time security was so lax he'd be charging the facility a fee.

They asked him to get his shit and get out.

 

Just found out SWMBO is no longer a mother. She's a birthing person. Only black and hispanic women are mothers.

Pretty kewel. I'm not longer a mother fucker. I'm a birthing person fucker. Has a nice ring, doesn't it?

 

After I ate a banana, Mr. Mischief told me I had"monkey breath"!

 

Yesterday - I picked up the plate I painted a couple weeks ago and I love how it turned out!

 

It happened last night, but I was eating at a restaurant with my kid and after he gathered all the plates and wiped off the table for the server. He’s always so considerate of other people. He said that we have to respect the people who do things for us. What high school boy thinks like that? ❤️

 

I was walking the pup with the kid today, and my dog does this thing when after she goes to the bathroom, she kicks her back legs at it, like she’s trying to cover it up. It’s hard to explain. Anyway my kid was bending down to pick up her mess and she back kicked a huge puff of snow into his face! I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard

 

I’ve been feeling better and better every day, after close to a week with a sour gut, and today I had no nausea after eating. All day!!

 

Bok.

 

beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Or so they say
Art is open to interpretation

 

An ad for a miniature telescope that lets you see for miles!...Hey, I can see for miles without a telescope.

 

These trees made me smile today

 

When my husband kissed me goodbye this morning he said “I love you and your little black soul. Conquer the world little monster.”

I was already planning to anyway but didn’t because I don’t like being told what to do.

 

I had my yearly physical today and got a clean bill of health from my doctor. I guess a steady diet of fried foods and donuts are healthy after all ( joking). I did the right thing and it showed

 

My son and I spend the day at the same place. He stops by most days for a hug, and did so today. It was much needed and appreciated. He's awesome!

 

My bestie requested a bidet for her birthday, so that's what I sent her. It arrived today and she gave me a great shout out on facebook. lol

 

The weather made me smile. There was thunder, lightening, rain and I enjoyed it while laid back in my hammock on the porch, that sleeps 2 and fucks 4.

 

An unexpected present… a vintage hat box from Lord & Taylor, from a friend who used to shop with me at the 5th Ave. flagship on paydays!