1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice

  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice
PM change Verification
Page 498 of 627
  1. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2018
    Messages:
    39,810
    Apr 12, 2022
    857DE3F6-F73F-40F6-A536-3C540DB7D5C3.png
    This makes me smile
     
    • Like Like x 2
    1. conroe4
      Dude! You got it upside down! It's flowing back to Canada!!! flip it round, will ya?
       
      conroe4, Apr 12, 2022
      #link
      Beavereator and Truthful 1 like this.
    #9941
  2. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2018
    Messages:
    39,810
    Apr 12, 2022
    9F63EB35-A09A-4D59-A1BC-20A632964E5C.jpeg
    If I fall out of my machine conroe it’s your fault lol lol lol lol
     
    • Funny Funny x 5
    #9942
  3. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2006
    Messages:
    26,759
    Apr 12, 2022
    Wait a minute there WAPO, flip the pipe around...flip the pipe around, not the world. Now you're standing on your head and it's still flowing back to Canada.

    If you fall out of your machine, you didn't have your seatbelt securely fastened and the tray table up and into the locked position.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    1. Truthful 1
      Oh my God Conroe are you going blind you don’t know north south east from west that pipe is flowing east towards the Atlantic Ocean . Hold on All the blood is rushing to my head. Am I seatbelts too tight .
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 12, 2022
      #link
    #9943
  4. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2018
    Messages:
    67,084
    Apr 12, 2022
    The GD guys coming to the aid of a damsel in distress while they beat off the pervs with a cattle prod. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
    • Like Like x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
    1. View previous comments...
    2. deegenerate
      Thanks Conroe! I do feel safe here in GD! :)
       
      deegenerate, Apr 12, 2022
      #link
      lastkiss555, Truthful 1 and conroe4 like this.
    3. tenguy
      Y’all are cumming on her back?
       
      tenguy, Apr 12, 2022
      #link
      deegenerate and Truthful 1 like this.
    4. Truthful 1
      Lol lol This belongs in sexuality demand be moved right now
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 12, 2022
      #link
      deegenerate and conroe4 like this.
    5. deegenerate
      Oh you naughty men! You know that's not what I meant! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
       
      deegenerate, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    6. lastkiss555
      Nice
       
      lastkiss555, Apr 30, 2022
      #link
    #9944
  5. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2010
    Messages:
    86,435
    Apr 12, 2022
    Shooter alerts
    Okay, tenguy, put down the pipe, step away, and go get some fresh air.
    The hell is that you're smoking anyway?
    It's made you light headed, but also you're hallucinating, eh?
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
    #9945
  6. Normann Blaze

    Normann Blaze Porn Surfer

    Joined:
    Apr 12, 2022
    Messages:
    11
    Apr 13, 2022
    i went to a stand up comedy night. lol
     
    • Like Like x 3
    • Winner Winner x 1
    #9946
  7. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2018
    Messages:
    39,810
    Apr 13, 2022
    The heat of the sun , I’m going home with a tan today . Like the wop I am
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Winner Winner x 1
    1. Playmate Finder
      My feet and nose got sunburn on Thurs. And here you thought it wouldn’t get warm until July! LOL!!
       
      Playmate Finder, Apr 18, 2022
      #link
      Truthful 1 likes this.
    #9948
  8. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2008
    Messages:
    22,148
    Apr 13, 2022
    They got the scumbag who (allegedly:rolleyes:) carried out yesterday’s subway assault!!

    NYPD rocks!
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
    #9949
  9. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2008
    Messages:
    32,836
    Apr 13, 2022
    Super City!

    Blue moon!!!!

    thinskin
     
    #9950
  10. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2008
    Messages:
    32,836
    Apr 14, 2022
    #9951
  11. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2018
    Messages:
    45,327
    Apr 14, 2022
    My husband getting home from work.❤️
     
    • Like Like x 3
    • Winner Winner x 2
    1. tenguy
      Do do do do do him
       
      tenguy, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    #9952
  12. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2018
    Messages:
    13,820
    Apr 14, 2022
    1/2lb of fudge in my wife's shopping basket. I put it there. I wanted 1 lb but couldn't find any.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    1. View previous comments...
    2. Aqua Marine
      Make your own, it's super easy! 3 cups chocolate chips (or whatever flavor you want,) a can of sweetened condensed milk, and a dash of salt. Heat on low until everything's melted together, add in whatever nuts or candy you want, pour into a foil lined pan, and stick it in the fridge til it's cool. Cut it into one inch cubes.

      I get so many compliments on this fudge. It's crazy - no candy thermometer or anything, and it's so good!
       
      Aqua Marine, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    3. Dearelliot
      Any Alternatives for chocolate besides chocolate chips?
       
      Dearelliot, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    4. shootersa
      Bakers chocolate, or gherideli or even hershey bars.

      Why not chocolate chips?
       
      shootersa, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    5. Dearelliot
      Not a fan of Hershey's or the chips...maybe the condensed milk will help the flavor.
       
      Dearelliot, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    6. shootersa
      Ah. Well then, go with Gherideli. Better chocolate anyway.
       
      shootersa, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    #9953
  13. Volt_4

    Volt_4 ~Tansi ~

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2020
    Messages:
    5,285
    Apr 14, 2022
    My last day of work.
    R
    E
    T
    I
    R
    E
    D
    Retired :)
     
    • Winner Winner x 8
    • Like Like x 1
    1. View previous comments...
    2. Volt_4
      Thank you dear
       
      Volt_4, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
      deegenerate likes this.
    3. Volt_4
      Thanks to all of you
       
      Volt_4, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    4. Jack Mine
      Congratulations buddy. Enjoy it in good health :cigar: This cigar’s for you my friend :cigar:
       
      Jack Mine, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
      Volt_4 likes this.
    5. shootersa
      Oh, the pure unfettered joy!
      Whatcha doin next?
       
      shootersa, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
      Volt_4 likes this.
    6. Volt_4
      After a bit of a vacation my future plans will include maple syrup production as a hobby.. Range officer and instructions that's gun range. For a start. Again thanks guys and gals for the love.
       
      Volt_4, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    #9955
  14. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2021
    Messages:
    10,325
    Apr 14, 2022
    [​IMG]

    Got my nails done!
     
    • Like Like x 10
    1. submissively speaking
      Well now, that is some serious sparkle. ✨
       
      submissively speaking, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    2. Sweetpassion
      Love them!
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    3. Geminpa
      You always pick such pretty colors. I swear my nails chip as I’m leaving the salon!
       
      Geminpa, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
      Aqua Marine likes this.
    4. Aqua Marine
      @Geminpa - Get them dipped instead of polished!
       
      Aqua Marine, Apr 15, 2022
      #link
      Geminpa likes this.
    5. Geminpa
      That’s what my friend keeps saying. I might.
       
      Geminpa, Apr 21, 2022
      #link
      Aqua Marine and crhurricane like this.
    #9956
  15. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2018
    Messages:
    13,820
    Apr 14, 2022
    .I love nail art, My sweet wife has great nails/hands but prefers basic nail polish...look good but a little nail art wouldn't hurt...
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Friendly Friendly x 1
    1. submissively speaking
      I’m on your wife’s side of the fence but I love nail art on other people; my manicures are always super demure. My Happy 2020 photo was the most glam manicure over given myself in years.

      I think it’s sweet that you like it, though. :happy:
       
      submissively speaking, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
      Dearelliot and StrawberryCupcake like this.
    2. Dearelliot
      I remember a nice librarian from a couple of years ago...her hands had rings on every finger! and amazing fingernail art...Very nice!
       
      Dearelliot, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    3. submissively speaking
      I love that look, too. I think it takes a certain type of hand to carry it off with grace, though. I’m not sure I have it.
       
      submissively speaking, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
      Dearelliot and StrawberryCupcake like this.
    4. Aqua Marine
      I love getting a little nail art on my big toe when getting a pedi.
       
      Aqua Marine, Apr 15, 2022
      #link
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    5. submissively speaking
      There’s red polish in my future - baby steps for me. :laugh:

      I do love the little sparklies and flowers, though. They’re super cute.
       
      submissively speaking, Apr 15, 2022
      #link
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    #9957
  16. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2017
    Messages:
    53,062
    Apr 14, 2022
    Whenever possible, I am the first voice new (not existing clients contacting our IT help desk) prospects encounter when they call my company - all website calls are directed to me.

    So my boss IM's me that he missed a call from someone who had messaged us on our website, and would I call back ASAP. So I called and was setting the guy up for a phone meeting when - about 5 minutes later, the boss IMs me with "Helloooo?"
    I IM'ed him back say I was talking to him and the phone meeting was set.

    He IMs me back 'u da man'.

    Duh...

    Still, it made me smile- When I got here 6 1/2 years ago, they had ONE client, now we are a superstar in L.A. IT.
     
    • Like Like x 2
    #9958
  17. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

    Joined:
    May 26, 2018
    Messages:
    35,103
    Apr 14, 2022
    It’s so warm I had to turn down the temp in the tubby.
     
    • Winner Winner x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    1. View previous comments...
    2. submissively speaking
      Envy is an ugly thing . :p
       
      submissively speaking, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    3. submissively speaking
      No no - it’s downright humid; it’s been raining and it’s still super warm. There’s no steam coming off the water at all.
       
      submissively speaking, Apr 14, 2022
      #link
    #9959
  18. FrenchCan

    FrenchCan Porno Junky

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2022
    Messages:
    420
    Apr 14, 2022
    My 14 months old banging in the window of my home office when she came back from daycare so I stop working :)!
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Friendly Friendly x 1
    #9960
Page 498 of 627