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  1. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    Turkey or fish?
     
  2. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    For a pet? To eat? To play kickball with? As a mascot?
     
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  3. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    Good question - pet fish - eat fish - play kickball with turkey (fish do not kick) and I am either way for a mascot - but is it my own personal mascot or a team mascot?
     
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      Oh I meant use the Turkey or fish as the kickball lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 19, 2021
  4. StraightKush

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    The mascot you could be is a bulldog with a flat wrinkly face with a nut sack that hangs so long, it's funny
     
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      I think I’d rather have my mascot be an otter or aardvark.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 19, 2021
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      Aardvarks make terrible mascots. And unless you are infested with termites or ants they starve quickly.

      But you’re probably attracted to their tongue.
       
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      Yeah, that’s a no from me dawg.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 19, 2021
  5. StrawberryCupcake

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    I think I agree with your choices although I’d eat smoked Turkey and I only eat saltwater fish.
     
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      I smoked something fishy, man I could go for some turkey.
       
      crhurricane, Nov 19, 2021
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      My dad is smoking a Turkey for thanksgiving.:inlove:
       
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      Wouldn't it be easier to eat it?
       
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      No!
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 19, 2021
    5. crhurricane
      Slow cookin with smoke, the best.
      Like a big doobie and mac n cheese, on low ya know.
       
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  6. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    Off Topic Otters! I love it! a Thread with a Mascot. Good idea Strawberry Cupcake! Welcome all Ottertopicers...
     
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  7. StrawberryCupcake

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    I think ottervarcks has a nice ring to it.
     
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  8. StraightKush

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    Ottervarcks.... What about mother utter suckers
     
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  9. mwmmilford

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    Okay - I will work on getting an otter to have sex with an aardvark - (I wonder what sounds they will make). hmmm - on it!
     
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      That's disgusting, Always the otter, come on what's wrong with the aardvark having sex with an otter?
       
      crhurricane, Nov 19, 2021
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  10. Valspar

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    Shoot...that reminds me.
    I need to change my avatar.
     
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      I was wondering where your Thanksgiving avatar was!
       
      deegenerate, Nov 19, 2021
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      Cock a doodle gobble, babe. :D
       
      Valspar, Nov 20, 2021
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  11. StraightKush

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    Turkey and fish.... Any problem with just beef
     
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      I can’t eat red meat. I might play kickball with a cow though.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 19, 2021
  12. StraightKush

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    Kickball with a cow, might be interesting
     
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  13. mwmmilford

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    now I have to figure out how to have the aardvark have sex with the beef? okay - but after the otter cums. We need to have some civility here!
     
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  14. StrawberryCupcake

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    I think you’re expecting too much from us.
     
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  15. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

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    O Oysters,' said the Carpenter,
    You've had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?'
    But answer came there none —
    And this was scarcely odd, because
    They'd eaten every one.
     
  16. mwmmilford

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    The walrus and the carpenter?
     
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    they say "I want what the Addams family has, hinting at love and complete harmony". but I just want their money
     
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    Cup Meme.jpg
     
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  19. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    It is just so hard to post a comment after a cup pic!
     
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