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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    its like a fucking blind man with a rubik's cube
     
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  2. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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  3. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    I...am drunk. I have something to say to all of you. It's better to burn out than to fade away.

    -S-
     
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  4. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Once, there was this girl named Leila (but, just between you and me, that's not her real name.). Once, this girl said to our hero, "I will love you forever." but, as our hero found out, this was not true. Leila did not love our hero. Leila only pretended because she did not have the courage to tell the truth. Our hero was sad. Our hero mourned the loss of his heart because, unlike Leila, he truly loved her. To see her smile was his life's mission. He swore a solemn vow to love her and to devout his life to her happiness. But alas, it was not to be. Now, our hero was lost. Set adrift in the seas of fate. Forced to see his offspring eventually raised by another. Our hero looked upon this inevitability with great sadness. His heart cried out from the pain but he knew that the heart of his beloved was as stone. Desolate and alone did our hero mourn.

    Sadness overtook him.

    -S-
     
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  5. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    *not_secure_link*www.gifbin.com/bin/1232022762__gif.gif
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  6. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    My son. I see in your eyes the very heart of me. I watch you grow and learn, each day something new and profound. In you I witness everything that is good in myself take on new life. If I were to die tomorrow I know that the very best of me will carry on. Your laughter echos into eternity; the sound of hope and possibility. For you I give every pulse of my heart, every breath in my lungs. My son.

    -S-
     
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  7. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Babyshake will possibly one day call another daddy because of the deceit of a woman.

    To him, I say, "You shall not pass!"

    -S-
     
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  8. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Now, just so we're clear, I do not say "You shall not pass," to BabyShake. I say that to one who would presume to be called Daddy in my stead.

    -S-
     
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  9. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    There is a house in New Orleans... blah blah house of the rising sun and all that.

    -S-
     
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  10. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Life aint nuthin' but bitches and hoes.

    -S-
     
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  11. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Hey! This is my fucking thread. All you other bitches get out. This thread is serious business.

    -S-
     
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  12. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Stephanie... I'm sorry I wasn't good enough.

    -S-
     
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  13. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    And, just so you's know, Stephanie is not Leila.

    -S-
     
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  14. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Spasm. Time to stop drinking now.

    -S-
     
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  15. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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  16. wizard321

    wizard321 Newcumer

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    while I was drunk

    I had my pubic hair saved and I didn't know who did it.
     
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  17. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    you better be grateful. your pubic hair could have been in mortal danger :rolleyes:
     
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  18. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  19. kleetus

    kleetus Porn Star

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    Finnaally atread in this sexsion I can stunderand the questyn. And I just answered it!!
    Cheers!
     
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  20. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Yunhee, that fucking bitch. How dare she.

    But, as they say, when the lord closes the door, he opens a window. Thank you jebus! :mrgreen:

    -S-
     
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