I live for coming up with new and inventive ways to tease a woman.

 

Am a writer with over 45 stories

 

French is my native language . Le Francais est ma langue maternelle

 

I am a tease, and am rarely serious

 

Being a father is my favorite job ever.

 

I d rather eat pussy then get a blowjob

 

Most people think I'm a asshole, you just got to get to know me to see the fun side.

 

I sometimes feel like there's no place for me these days, as guys like me are really only welcome with people who work jobs I really don't want to work the rest of my life.

 

I am a pessimist and sometimes feel sorry for myself

 

With the obvious exception or playing these word games, I really don't care for referring to enjoyable sexual activity as fucking, getting fucked, or any other "fucking" thing. Oddly, "getting laid" or "screwed" doesn't bother me, go figure.

 

I catch glimpses of other women's cleavages at times and it makes me wet.

 

I am shy,,,,,,not

 

I have aphantasia, which means I can’t see visual images in my head. I didn’t realize people could actually “picture “ things in their minds until very recently. I always thought it was a euphemism.

 

I'm very laid-back, which is detrimental at times.

 

I can be very intense at times. I've been called "A force of Nature"

 

I am often content to observe rather than participate.

 

IRL I don't curse at all. When I write, my characters often curse, but even on here I rarely use profane language (I know I just typed the "F" word in the ___Me thread, but someone had to say it )

 

I'm shy and hate large crowds

 

I'm respectful of my lovers unless they request otherwise.