So... I got this alert this afternoon when I finally gave a fuck to look.
It didn't come via pm from an admin so I'm assuming it's not against the rules to share.
When I try to see who sent it, I get nothing.

 

When your rasison det'ra is taken away.....
You become like everyone else

 

I see the light at the end​

But every time I take a step it gets dim​

Tell me, is this Hell we're livin' in?​

If so, Heaven's got to be better​

But if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down​

 

You suck, you fucking suck it​

So fucking shut it​

Drop the beat​

Then pick it up like Mr. Bucket​

​

You've got sticks and stones to turn to​

But I've got words to hurt you​

So save your bullets 'cause you're fucked​

(totally fucked)​

You've got sticks and stones to turn to​

But I've got words to hurt you​

So save your bullets 'cause you're fucked​

 

Stanley, he wants to help you do things right.

oh fuck, I'm gonna go put that in the jingle thread.
lol

 

The folks in Personals seem to be awfully gullible.

 

What is the point of blocked profiles? I can sort of understand when you've been here a while, but not when you're new and know nobody. I went to check out a couple of interesting guys and both blocked. Not good guys!

 

Folks does a benzine price change when oil prices go high?

 

I had to look up benzine. That's not a term we use over here @Ficxa 479 . We call it gasoline. But yes, it goes up the fucking instant you hear about an oil increase. Even though the gas they will sell you was purchased before the price went up, they see it as an opportunity to ream the good citizens.

 

You don’t hear the word clobber very much anymore.

 

You don’t hear the word kapow very much either.

 

I still get a laugh from the fight scenes in the 60’s a Batman tv show.

 

How do people with only one hand clip their finger nails? .

 

Doesn't time fly when daylight saving clicks over to summer time.

A blink of an eye and I've just lost 1 hour.

 

Aren't you guys so proud of our high school student council that put on a workshop to show us old farts how to run our phones?

One of them showed me how to c&p with it. I still suck at it but have learned enough to piss Trump supporters off when I am on the road.

 

In the cat food aisle how come mouse is not a choice in all the cans?

Never seen a cat bring down a cow or a salmon.

 

I’ve never called a woman by the wrong name in bed. But I know women who have said this has happened to them more than once.

 

It is raining outside so good quiet. Got no urgent things to do. Does anybody play backgammone?

 

Folks how many times do you wipe your ass after you take a shit.?, very important think twice before unswering it.