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  1. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Sad sad day, one of my favorite T shirts wore out...The lettering and design can never be replaced...RIP Favored shirt, We had some good times together.
     
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    1. cirdellin
      Like Golden Boy from Seinfeld. I hope your shirt has moved onto whatever Valhalla means for a shirt.
       
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      cirdellin, Mar 3, 2020
    2. Dearelliot
      I never watched Seinfeld...but I guess one of them had such a shirt. Funny I always thought it was "Steinfeld" Just learned.
      Being a pragmatist, it's been moved to the "Good Rag" drawer.
       
      Dearelliot, Mar 3, 2020
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    3. cirdellin
      That’s a form of reincarnation. I think.
       
      cirdellin, Mar 3, 2020
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    4. Dearelliot
      For shirts I believe you're right! but last minute I whispered to the shirt, that drawer was actually a hospital for shirts where it would rest and get better, and one day....
       
      Dearelliot, Mar 3, 2020
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    5. Dearelliot
      "Spitshine," been a while....not in many many years.
       
      Dearelliot, Mar 6, 2020
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I think its time for a drink, or should I eat dinner first, I'm pretty hungry, dinner wont take long, just a hero......naaa, I'm parched, the belly can wait ;)
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Where I got that hero, the girl who took my order wasnt wearing a bra, know how I know that, her nips were so pointy I couldnt look at her, my eyes would have gotten me kicked out,
     
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  4. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Sammyyyy, how I love ya, how I love ya, myyy dear ol' Sammy!


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  5. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Is it Friday yet????
     
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    2. Cum fuck me
      35 minutes and counting down.

      Mr. C
       
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      It’s Saturday.:D

      Mr. C
       
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    4. Lioness
      IT'S SATURDAY!!!!! FINALLY!!!
       
      Lioness, Mar 7, 2020
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      My job is done. So it’s bed time for me. Enjoy your weekend Lioness.:)

      Mr. C
       
      Cum fuck me, Mar 7, 2020
    6. Lioness
      Thank you and good night, Mr. C! Mine is waiting for me, too.
       
      Lioness, Mar 7, 2020
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Eclectic is a style in itself

    Do those colors ^ go together?
     
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      should have gotten green granite, didnt know what I was gunna do, and my white appliances need to be black
       
    3. Lioness
      I'm not fond of stainless steel...it's too "cold" for me.
       
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      If they made green appliances, it would compliment my doors
       
    5. Lioness
      Did you try to google green appliances? That sounds like something retro.
       
      Lioness, Mar 7, 2020
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      Hadent thought of that, modern appliances in green, that crazy, I did see they rs paint to paint fridges
       
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  7. Deleted User 2234432

    Deleted User 2234432 Craic Addict Banned!

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    Members who have their account obliterated, but then come back with a similar name and avatar and post in the same places.

    Yeah, I dont get that.
     
    1. Anniemated
      Spur of the moment thing when upset about covers it.
       
      Anniemated, Mar 4, 2020
  8. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Tribble Trek

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      I’m a Trekkie too. Loved to watch it as a kid and still like it now. I like the new twist they did with the remakes. Mr. C
       
      Cum fuck me, Mar 4, 2020
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    3. Cherrypop
      I’m watching Picard atm. Such a great series!
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 4, 2020
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      Haven’t started that yet. I’m still working on Vikings.lol

      Mr. C
       
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    5. Cherrypop
      I’m alternating! Violence and gore and fucking in the past, and laser blasters and spaceships in the future :)
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 4, 2020
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      I started watching it while I was away. And now I’m up to season 402 as they call it. I don’t like the he died. Didn’t see that coming. Mr. C
       
      Cum fuck me, Mar 4, 2020
  9. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Talking to guys I know, about women, they all agree the longer and better you get to know a lady the prettier she gets.
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      I was with the same woman from 16 to 39...and I can second that
       
      phxbi_bear80, Mar 4, 2020
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      24 years for me and she keeps getting prettier.

      Mr. C
       
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    3. Cherrypop
      Because they’re pretty on the inside too :)
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 4, 2020
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  10. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    I'll be a year old in a few days time lol!
     
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      A year old? You act more like a two year old :biggrin: Should I wish you a happy birthday or just keep my mouth shut? I can't believe that I really had to ask :)
       
      Jack Mine, Mar 5, 2020
    2. Anniemated
      Here a year, an anniversary yer dinlo.
       
      Anniemated, Mar 5, 2020
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    3. Valspar
      Dinlo...lol!
      I don't know what that means but it's going into my pocket.
       
      Valspar, Mar 7, 2020
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    4. Jack Mine
      She just called me a fool, stupid and ignorant. But I can't disagree with her on that :) I'm a dinlo
       
      Jack Mine, Mar 7, 2020
    5. Jack Mine
      A few days? More like a few weeks yer dinlo.
       
      Jack Mine, Mar 8, 2020
  11. Deleted User 2234432

    Deleted User 2234432 Craic Addict Banned!

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    Did you know the song 'Love Me Do' was written by Paul McCartney after having a really nice haircut.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Really? Like he was feeling good and wrote it?
       
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      I think he just looked in the mirror and went, I love me do!
       
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  12. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    There are many times i wonder what has kept me here so long
     
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      bigbird, Mar 6, 2020
    3. submissively speaking
      Nine and a half hours between comments; this is kinda like going over an exchange in your mind later and thinking, “Oh! I shoulda said ______!” eh? :laugh:

      In this instance, I’m speaking for many. The only thing you’ve done lately - or at least here in GD; I’m not much for looking elsewhere - is drop shit everywhere, trying to splash others with old, dried up and regurgitated nonsense that only you care about.

      Jog on, mate. Nobody cares about your histrionics. They’re busy trying to forget you exist.
       
    4. bigbird
      no - i do sleep occasionally - you should try it - it really does help improve your mood a bit - makes you a little less quarrelsome ......... So you are speaking for many? Was there a vote making you spokesperson, or did you decide to take on the arduous role all by yourself?
       
      bigbird, Mar 6, 2020
    5. submissively speaking
      So you came back the next day to have another bash at it, then? One round wasn’t enough for you? :rolleyes:

      It’s not important how we got to the dance floor, is it? Just that we’re here, and I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him “Why the fuck can’t you just let shit go?”

      In all seriousness. How does this serve you? Or anyone else? It’s just foolishness, and I’m quite comfortable saying that we’re all tired of it. There isn’t any new material to complain about, any supposed malfeasance is ages old and, quite frankly, either manufactured or responsive. You’ve got nothing new to complain about.

      There’s no victim here, but we’d really like to let things go. And would, if we could avoid the shit raining down.

      No-one’s going to kiss and make up, but moving on seems a really attractive option, don’t you think?
       
    6. bigbird
      well lets hope there will be peace and love breaking out across the forum - i'm sure many will welcome that thought and hope it lasts
       
      bigbird, Mar 6, 2020
  13. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Shakespeare said 'Sleep knits up the raveled sleave of care' but everyone knows that unravelled wool goes kinky. Perhaps some people aren't getting enough sleep?
     
  14. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Back off for another try at the DMV.
    Their whole system went down statewide yesterday for a couple hours and apparently it happened Tuesday also.
    Wtf is going on in this shithole state?
    Raising the cost of a license plate sticker 50% wasn't enough to keep them operating? Fuckers...
     
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      My state was out the other day also. I’m not bothering with real ID. I’ll just carry my passport.
       
      Geminpa, Mar 6, 2020
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      Would that work if you want to fly?
      @Geminpa... everyone I saw today had passports, SS cards and even a few had birth certificates (copies I'm guessing) it was odd.
       
      Valspar, Mar 7, 2020
    4. Geminpa
      Passport does work for flying. I have ID to get into federal buildings, but that won’t work for flying.
       
      Geminpa, Mar 7, 2020
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      I get by on my good looks
       
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    6. Geminpa
      I’m sure you do!
       
      Geminpa, Mar 8, 2020
  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I need a mouth guard for sleeping because I clench my jaw at night when I’m stressed. Sexy!
     
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    1. cirdellin
      I refused to wear a nightguard for a long time because I also clench and I fractured a back tooth. So it’s worth putting the ugly thing in your mouth at night.
       
      cirdellin, Mar 6, 2020
    2. Cum fuck me
      I would love to lend you something to put in your mouth but I’m afraid I might not get it back.:D

      Mr. C
       
      Cum fuck me, Mar 6, 2020
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    3. Cherrypop
      @Cum fuck me haha! Best not try to stick it in my mouth while I’m asleep.
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 6, 2020
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I need a mouth guard for when I'm talking! And thinking and typing
     
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      Agreement, Look at that, common ground...is hell getting a bit chilly?
       
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      Frozen over?:D

      Mr. C
       
      Cum fuck me, Mar 6, 2020
    4. deleted user 555 768
      Doubtful
       
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    5. Cherrypop
      Hugs?
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 6, 2020
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    6. deleted user 555 768
      ...and smiles!
       
  17. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    upload_2020-3-6_21-22-6.png .

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