1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Ballet shoes - on the punk band of catholic school girls

    Australia to ship all their good looking women to New Zealand or New Zealand PM asking you to go to Australia on a secret mission to bum all the Aussie blokes raw?
     
  2. lets roll

    lets roll be@r-a-licious

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    Aussie shipping all their good looking girls to NZ....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!


    like that'll ever happen...




    Uncle Schlong's polish sausage in your stew or Aunt Betsy's english dripping on your fish and chips?
     
  3. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    I'll take Aunt Betsy please - up the arse - ooh err mrs !

    7000 posts of meaningless shit or newbie ?
     
  4. lets roll

    lets roll be@r-a-licious

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    7000 posts of mindless shite sounds fan-testicle to me mate


    farting in a full elevator after 6 helpings of sea-food and egg curry or sharting in an empty elevator but knowing you got to get past the sexy receptionist in the lobby....
     
  5. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Farting every time - they are just so funny !

    Sneezing on the floor in a shop and leaving a huge greenie on the floor for all to see, or sneezing into your sandwich and then eating it coz you didn't notice?
     
  6. lets roll

    lets roll be@r-a-licious

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    leaving behind something that i was proud of... everytime


    and on that note i shall depart.... enjoy the glory of 7000 posts mate! well done!
     
  7. deadboy

    deadboy Porn Star

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    grizzly bear or polar bear
     
  8. Bukkake Bunny

    Bukkake Bunny Porn Star

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    Polar bear. They are large. Larger than grizzlies. Very, very large.

    American or Cheddar cheese?
     
  9. deadboy

    deadboy Porn Star

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    non-puffy

    jello or pudding
     
  10. nikki93

    nikki93 Baller's Girl

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    pudding


    biting or nibbling
     
  11. deadboy

    deadboy Porn Star

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    nibbling

    neck or ear
     
  12. lets roll

    lets roll be@r-a-licious

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    neck

    one pierced nipple or two?
     
  13. Metal_Sparty

    Metal_Sparty Sex Lover

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    Two, what's the point of one?

    No sex or sex but no finish? (My last two sessions were like this, I was way too drunk :( )
     
  14. deadboy

    deadboy Porn Star

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    sex with no finish

    handjob or titjob
     
  15. Bukkake Bunny

    Bukkake Bunny Porn Star

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    Titjob! Hooray for boobies!

    New Rock or Classic Rock?
     
  16. Metal_Sparty

    Metal_Sparty Sex Lover

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    Ass

    Marvel or Capcom?
     
  17. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    Marvel, of course . . .



    Kumquat or Eggplant!
     
  18. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    Kumquat. Eggplant evil.

    Nail scissors, or nail clippers?
     
  19. deadboy

    deadboy Porn Star

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    nail clippers

    flip-flops or crocs
     
  20. kiega302

    kiega302 Silvers Submissive

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    capcom is way better

    flip-flops

    vodka or beer