Let's examine your problem logically. You're one man on a site full of women who like to discuss sexuality and things of a sexual nature. You see other guys getting some play, but you are left alone, yanking your crank in solitude. There are two ways we can look at this problem: the women are prudes, despite other men not having much of an issue, or you're simply undesirable to all said women. Hmm... which is more of a possibility...

-S-

 

We have a winner

 

It is entirely possible that I am a prude. Highly unlikely, but possible.

However, I think that closer to the truth would be I'm too busy reading the stories, watching the porn and flicking the bean to type out my desire to slide down someone's hard, pulsing cock.

 

I'm mad...you haven't flicked my bean

 

Its not always about you! Maybe you are being too desperate or perverted. Ok scratch the perverted. I know for a fact that probably half of the women who have replied would love that about you

 

Ok, so here's your problem. We're a kind of tight knit community around here. At least those of us who have been around for a while. So when some noob sends a PM that says "I like your Av. I wanna fuck you, HARD" (I believe that's the one I got from you), it comes across as ALL the other noobs who typed the same damn thing last week.

Try hanging out around here. Get involved in the debates. Let us know who you are. Just because we're on a porn site doesn't mean we're all always hot for cyber. And it doesn't mean we're all cyber-sluts waiting for the next guy to IM us.

Some of us are spoken for. Some of us are lesbians. Some of us are above cybering. Some of us have better things to do with our time. And some of us don't have the slightest fucking clue who you are and therefore have no interest in getting you off.

If you're looking to "hook up" here go to the personals section. That's where people go to play. Have you even LOOKED around this forum. With threads like "Gas Prices...again" and "Does US undervalue it's troops so much" and "Russia blames US for financial trouble" what makes you think we ALL think about sex 24/7?

Most of us ladies are quite happy typing out our fantasies on the stories page. That way you guys can get off at your leisure and we can get back to some of the discussions. Plus there's not the pathetic IM conversation:

mmmmm i wish i could taste you
oh, baby, i'm so hot for you
mmm i'm so wet. I wish you could feel it
blah blah blah.

I'd much rather read the story.

So quit your bitching. If you wanna cyber, go to AOL and look for the "female home alone" chat room. If you want someplace to talk with intelligent women about ANYTHING (including sex) then come here. But this isn't some escort service where XNXX pays us to hang around and cyber with any old guy who's hot for it.

 

I want HALF Eddie!

(someone has to have seen Raw.)

 

Yeap ... I'm a PRUDE :-E
Need to add this to my resume thanks for reminding me

~BTW ... can you tell me by what you are referring to as prude so that I get it right on my resume, I'm sure my future boss would be quite interested

 

Wait....Rose.....I thought you were my future boss!!!! *Sound of heart being broken*

 

MrHappy I am not your future boss I AM your boss ~ I own your ass! :-E
Don't forget it or I'll have to pull my bull whip out again

 

Just tell me what I need to do do get a raise!

 

I like the fact that he hasn't posted any reply to anything that was said.

 

I was going to mention the same thing porter...but since it was posted on a Friday night and maybe he went somewhere for the weekend or whatever, I gave him the benefit of the doubt, and didn't say anything about that. However, I am pretty sure we all know the real answer

 

Guess I must be too, I won't cyber unless I feel in the mood and only with someone I know and only with females girl to girl.

 

I figure I could be considered a PRUDE on here but
1. I'm too busy having "real" sex to bother cybering with someone I don't know.
2. My fiance and me consider having cyber sex to be cheating.
3. I will talk about anything but that doesn't mean I'm interested, I'm just very open with my personal life.

 

:lol: exactly.

 

Hang around in my parlour and I'll show you :-E

 

i won't cyber with someone unless i'm sexually attracted to them. and currently, i'm not available, and i consider cybering cheating, and i'm sure you can figure out why by reading the sentence above this one.

 

I just wanted to know how do girls get impressed of guys. I just want to fuck a girl.